User blog:Mario Rk/A Not so Normal Story! Ep. 2: The Day of being Bored

Sammy: Today will be a normal day! "Nothing can stop it! Not even anybody! Not Rockhopper. Not the Penguin Band. Not meh friendz. Meh mom. teh wiki. teh gary. teh sammy nothing can...................................

Joe: HEY SAMMY! IT'S EVIL!

Sammy: WHAT?! Did Gary create a gadget that will explode with the universe!?

Joe: No

"Did you eat a poison mushroom?!"

"No"

"Did you eat another penguin?"

"Umm... No?"

"Did you get banned from club penguin forever!?"

"Dood I'm still here :| but no"

"Did you destroy our BEAUTIFUL WIKI?!"

"No.."

"Did you...

10000000000000000000000000000000000 HOURS LATER!

Joe: I FOUND OUT HE'S BACK!

Sammy: Who?

Joe: I'm too scared to say it.....

Sammy: SAY IT!

FINE WE'LL FIGHT RPG STYLE!

MEGABOSS: JOE!
Sammy > Attacks > SAMIE "KIT"

Sammy kick or "kits" Joe in his butt.

Joe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEH WEAKNESS!!!

Current HP (Too late? Well too bad!):


 * Sammy 10/10


 * Joe 0/5

Joe faints

Sammy that was too easy..

YOU EARN 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 STAR POINTS!

Sammy: Whaa? CHANGE IT TO Club Penguin Points AUTHOR NOW!

Author: Okay okay fine!

YOU EARN 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CP POINTS!!

End of Battle
Sammy: Better, now say it!

Jake comes out of Sammy's window

Sammy: *sigh* that's the 555th window this week...

A orange falls out of nowhere and lands on Jake that lands on a table.

Sammy: Where did that come from? That Orange was weird..

Orange: I'm Not Weird. I'm a Orange!

Everybody but the Orange: O ____________ O

Orange: Hey! Hey Bird things! Bird things hey!

Everybody but the Orange: What? Also we are Penguins :|

Orange: PENguEN? Ha ha! Are you A Pen that I can write with? Ha ha ha ha :D

Everybody but the Orange: WE ARE BIRDS NOT PENS! GRRR!

Dramatic Music plays

Orange: Hey Penguens! Penguens! Hey!

Everybody but the Orange: WHAT?

Orange: Crazy dude!

Rocka: DOODZ! 1 F0UNDZ YEW 4LL! N0W WH3R3 WUZ 1? 0H YEA I R3M3M83R!

Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Rocka talks about something random again in the background..

Orange: Hey hey Crazy dude hey!

Rocka: WUT D00D? AND 1'M N0T CR4SIE! 1 T3H WON AND ONLYZ ROCKAAAAA!!!

Orange: Hey! Rock Dude! Hey!

Rocka: WUT?

Orange: Future Portal!

A Portal Randomly crashes on top of Rocka and a penguin comes out

TEH FUTURE PENGUIN IS BACK EVERYBODY SCREAMZ!!
???: I'M BACCCK!

Sammy: Whoa it's you from last time!

???: I NOEZ I WILL YOU DESTORY YEW ALL!

Sammy: Who are yew future dood?

???: I AM.......

Everybody stares at the random moment.

???: I'M YOU IN THE FUTURE!

Sammy: Whoa!

F Sammy: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Sammy: Wait a sec! If you destroy me you will never exist!

F Sammy: Oh yeah I forgot... Oh Now I remember I came here to warn you about the comic "Cosmic 306" about to land on Club Penguin!

Sammy: Whats in it for meh!

F Sammy pulls out glittering clothes

Sammy: SHINY O ___ O

Jake: Hey how come I never had a line but no yet!?

Author: We didn't have enough room to fit you in the script but that long "no"!

Jake: I hate you author!

Author: I know.

TEH ENDZ!
Sammy: OH EM GEE! IT'S HUGE! AAAHHH!

Sammy glows for no reason and explodes

F Sammy: YES! I GOT RID OF HIM! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Orange: Hey! Future Penguen! Hey!

F Sammy: WHAT?

Orange: Laser!

Another Portal appears and a laser beam blasts out of it and blasts F Sammy and somebody comes out of the portal

Orange: Hmm.. That looks cool eh Pear?

Pear: Somebody game over me now!

???: I SAVED SAMMY!

Everybody: WHAT?

Sammy comes out of the Portal too

???: I saved him that's why he was glowing and exploded!

Everybody: YAY!

Sammy: Yay my evil future self is gone!

???: He REALLY destoryed Evil Future CP!

Everybody: YAY!

TEH ENDZ!