User blog:Mario Rk/A Not so Normal Story! Ep. 3: Us Girls Rule!

Teh Title
Sammy stares at the title of the episode.

Sammy: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR! AUTHOR I DEMAND YOU TO CHANGE THE TITLE!

Author: I think I'm beginning to hate you... But no! Just because I hate you now. You are always "DO THIS" "DO THAT" YOU GET A TITLE CHANGE AND I GET? NOTHING! SO NO TITLE CHANGE FOR YOU MR!

Sammy: Great! This title makes me look bad!

Joe comes in and looks at the title and laughs at Sammy's face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SNORT* HAHA Joe laughed.

Joe: Good one! Now what's the real title?

Sammy replied frustrated "That is the real title..."

Joe started laughing again harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHA *SNORT*

Then Jake came in but didn't see the title yet.

Jake: What's so funny?

Sammy Points at the title

Jake joins Joe's laughing.

Sammy I don't get why it says Us Girls rule..

All a sudden Joe stopped laughing

"Eh, it's not funny anymore really why is it?"

Sammy replied "IDK, I mean none of us are girls."

???: HELLO WE'RE BACK 4 MOAR!

Sammy: Please tell me this is a horrible nightmare!!

Jake: WHO R YEW!?

OH NOEZ THEY R BAC!
???: Did I hear "who r yew?"

??? 2: We'll answer that when we feel the need too!

???: The most prettiest girls of the North!

??? 3: We love to trick the boys, by stealing their coins...

??? 2: We are the...

??? 1, 2 and 3: THE THREE BEAUTIFUL SPY GALS!

Sammy: No wounder -_-

Spy Gal 1: So what? We are the ones that hacked the title and change it from "The Epic Daze of coolness" to "Us Girls Rule!"

Sammy: OHH! NOW I REALLY HATE YOU "GUYS"!

All Spy Gals: DID HE JUST CALL US A GUY! LET'S FIGHT THEN!

MEGABOSS: Spy Gals
Sammy: Why do we get in a fight every episode?

Author: Because I feel like it!

Joe: IT'S 3 VS 3!

Author: I'm not letting that happen!

The Author changes it to 2 VS. 3

Sammy: Now I can really tell he hates us!

Current HP:


 * Sammy 10/10
 * Joe 5/5
 * Jake 15/15
 * Spy Gal 1 50/50
 * Spy Gal 2 30/30
 * Spy Gal 3 15/15

Meanwhile at Sammy's Kitchen

Orange: Hey why is there another fight going on!

Back to Sammy's Living Room and the battle...

Sammy > Attacks > Sammie "Kit"

Sammy "kits" Spy Gal 3

Spy Gal 3: OW! THAT HURT! I'M GETTING YEW 4 THT!

Joe > Items > Magic HP up Powder

Joe's HP and Max HP went up by + 5!

Sammy: What a waste of a turn >:(

Joe: Hey I only had 5 HP ya know!

Sammy: Okay maybe not that much of a waste!

Spy Gal 1 > Attacks > Laser

Spy Gal 1: MWAHAHAHA!

Her laser flies everywhere meanwhile back at the kitchen..

Orange: Hey! Hey Rap berry! Hey!

Raspberry: I'm a Raspberry not a RAP berry. But what is it?

Orange: Laser!

A Laser fires at the raspberry at makes it explode.

Orange: WHOA!

Pear: .....SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HEAR!

Back to battle..

Spy Gal 3 > Items > Invisible costume.

Spy Gal 3 fades into nothingness.

Sammy's Party: WWAAAAT?

Spy Gal 2 > Attacks > Roflcopter

Spy Gal 2: My Roflcopter goes SOISOISO!

A helicopter appears

Sammy: Whaat?

The Helicopter laughs and fires guns or "gums" and hits Joe.

Joe: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!

Joe has been infected by roflcopter.

Current HP:


 * Sammy 9/10
 * Joe 8/10 (Infected by Roflcopter)
 * Jake 15/15 (Not currently being used)
 * Spy Gal 1 50/50
 * Spy Gal 2 30/30
 * Spy Gal 3 13/15

Sammy > Switch Party Member

Jake: IMA BACK IN ACTION!

Jake > Attacks > SCREAMZ!

Jake screams.

All Spy Gals: OWWWWWW!

Sammy: OUCH! YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO HURT MEH!

Spy Gal 3 > Attacks > Invisible Shock!

Spy Gal 3 attacks Sammy

Joe: ROFL ROFL ROFL Do I just sit here and laugh? ROFL ROFL ROFL

Author: Yeah you do.

Joe kicks the current author out of the author seat and starts writing a better story.

Author is revealed to be a Goomba.

Goomba: HEY THAT'S MEH SEAT!

Joe: Too bad

Joe kicks the confusing it.



Joe changes the current HP

from...


 * Sammy 9/10
 * Joe 8/10 (Infected by Roflcopter)
 * Jake 15/15 (Not currently being used)
 * Spy Gal 1 50/50
 * Spy Gal 2 30/30
 * Spy Gal 3 13/15

to...


 * Sammy 15/15
 * Joe 15/15
 * Jake 15/15
 * Spy Gal 1 2/2
 * Spy Gal 2 1/3
 * Spy Gal 3 1/2

Spy Gals: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!

Sammy: GROUP ATTACK!

Sammy gets a pack of TNT out of nowhere and throws it at the Spy Gals, Joe and Jake

BOOM!

Sammy: AND I SAVES TEH DAY AGAIN!

You earned 100 Star Points! LEVEL UP! YOUR ATTACK WENT UP BY ONE!

Sammy emoted :D

TEH ENDS
Sammy: Aw man it's already the end?

Joe: Yeah I got tired to writing.

Sammy: Then who wrote this script?

Author: I did!

Sammy: HE'S BACK?

Joe: I hired somebody new!

Author: I'm ending the episode right here!

Next Episode
Sammy: OH NOEZ!

Jake: It's AWFUL!

???: I WILL DESTROY YEW ALL!

IN A WORLD WHERE FIGHTS NEVER END!

Sammy: I LIEK PIE MORE THAN YEW!

Jake: NOOO! I LIKE IT MORE!

FUTURE PPL

Random Penguin: I'M FROM DA FUTURE! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Randomness!

Sammy: ...

Jake: ...

Joe: ...

PIEZ!

Joe: PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MORE STUFFZ!

Spy Gal: Look a button I shouldn't press but I will anyways!

WHAT?!

Sammy: ....Now your just making things up! :|

NO I'M NOT!

Joe: Anybody wanna have PIE?!

Sammy: Sure!

'''Umm.. I'm running out of things to say'''

Nobody is in the room

FIND OUT SOON!

Author: Tough Crowd :| They won't listen to me.