Not So Elite Penguin Force Wiki:Stories/A (Not So) Merry Christmas

Prologue: ITZ FINALLY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!111
Chill: Yay 4 stockinz!

Shy Guy: Darn... It's Christmas Eve night and the adventure is vital to the rest of history D:

Shy Guy freaks out and eats a pretzel.

Chill: (mumbling to self) Why did it have to be Shy Guy?

DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

Hoops: DEEEEEEEEECK THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WITH BELLZ O' HOLLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Chill slams the door shut.

DING DONG!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Yoyo: JIIIIIIIIIIINGLE BEEEEEELLLLLZ! JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGLE BEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLZ! JINGLE ALL ZEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Chill slams the door shut again.

DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

Chill gets a giant tree and opens the door.

Mario: Hay Cheel wazz- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario gets smacked 9001 miles away by Chill's tree trunk.

President of Dumbness: OH NOEZ EET IZ OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!

Freddy K: :|

Chill: Hay itz yew from dat fwench fry thingy!

Mario: My beak >_<

Chill: Sowwie :P

Flying Pizza: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mario: Did yew get mah Christmas card?

Chill: No?

Meanwhile in Germany...

Cheelzarhaff: Yay! I got a Christmas Card from Mariozerhaff!

Meanwhile in Antarctica...

Mario: Mustah gotten lost in deh mail.

Chill: Mah lawjeek sez it ez in Germany!

A hot air balloon squashes Chill's Christmas Tree. He eats it.

Hot Air Balloon: Oh noez!

The Christmas Tree turns back to normal.

Mario: Wanna go visit Jonneh?

Chill: Surez :D

Chapter 1: Johnny's Snowy Place
Mario: This seems similar to a few storyz ago.

Chill: Eye no rite?

They enter and get run over by a life-sized train.

Johnny: Hay guyz! Liek mah new train? ...Guyz?

Johnny gives them 1-ups.

Mario: APPLE PIE PUMPKIN PIE CHOCOLATE PIE... EWW! Chocolate pie!

Mario eats a slice of apple pie.

Chill: Merry Christmas ^.^

Johnny: It's only Christmas Eve :P But I gets to open WON of mah presentz 2night :D HELP MEH PICK :(

Chill picks up a medium-sized box and hands it to Johnny. It says From Chill.

Johnny: How fitting :P

Johnny rips it open and finds...

Johnny: A TWEE DEE ESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: I knew you wanted it :P

Johnny faints.

Chill: Jonny?

Johnny gets up and puts the 3DS on his table.

Johnny: Itz sad tho, I can't use eet cuz I don't got any gaemz- O_O IT HAZ APPS ON EET?

Johnny starts playing around with all the features.

Chill: Eye heard Donut Dood needz help at duh Bakery... Wanna go?

Mario: Otay!

Chill, Mario, and Johnny run off. Johnny slips his 3DS into the pocket of his hoodie.

Meanwhile, at duh Town...

Freddy K: I love dis new coat and scarf *_*

Kevin Kroogar: Yew welcome :P

Chill: Merry Christmas Freddy!

Freddy K: Tankz yew!

Chill: Here's ur present!

Chill hands Freddy K a small box. Freddy opens it.

Freddy K: A toothbrush! Thanks, I umm... I forgot where my old one is :\

Mario: And I got yew sum toothpaste!

Mario gives Freddy a tube of toothpaste. They enter the Night Club.

Johnny: Hey Keeper!

Keeper: Hiya!

They enter the Dance Lounge.

Chill: Oh noez! Zee Bakery is locked!

Mario notices donut crumbs that spell out "SOS" on the floor.

Mario: Donut crumbs *_*

Mario eats them.

Johnny: They said SOS! TO THE SLEIGH!

Johnny rushes up the stairs while Chill and Mario stare at each other, dumbfounded. After a slight pause they run up the stairs.

Chill: Hay! Wuts dat Gingerbread man doin' running zee sleigh!

Gingerbread Capsule: I'm a minion of WATuDOIN and Funkid, and they kidnapped Santa Clause, haha.

Chill: BOOM BOOM POW!

Boom-Boom: Wut?

Boss: Gingerbread Capsule
Gingerbread Capsule: If you defeat me, denz yew get 2 rescue sumbody... But I ain't telling you if its a good character, bad character, or annoying character like Leland Turbo! >:D (10/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Gingerbread Capsule: Ow! (8/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Gingerbread Capsule: D'oh! (6/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Gingerbread Capsule: AHHHHHHHHHH! (4/10)

Gingerbread Capsule > Cookiez n Donutz

Gingerbread cookies and donuts rain on Chill.

Chill: Ow... (5/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Gingerbread Capsule: D'oh! (2/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Gingerbread Capsule: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/10)

Chapter 2: Eye Need FOOOOOOOOOOOD
Gingerbread Capsule starts 2 break open.

Gingerbread Capsule: D'OH I MISSED!

Chill: EVERYBODY DUCK!

Gingerbread Capsule breaks open and...

LMGT: YO DOODS!

Chill: Haydere!

Meanwhile, at the Eggnog Lounge...

Penquino: I love this, the Dock was boring until I crushed it with zee Eggnog Club :P

WATuDOIN pops in and shoots a bottle of eggnog with MAGIK! He falls off the window.

Sealed Eggynog in a Can: TIME 4 REVENGE!

Anyways back over der...

LMGT: Dat gingerbread thingy stole mah Christmas cookies :(

Chill: Hey, whatz dat?

Chill looks out the window and sees the Eggnog Club leaning toward the ocean.

Chill: Oh noez! Penquino's Eggnog Club eez sinking!

Mario: Wut?

Mario looks up from the first issue of the "Sammy's Dumbly Awesome Adventures" comic book. He puts it in his pocket and the party rushes off.

LMGT: I'm worried, if it sinks Penquino's game is over :\

Mario: Troo dat.

They reach the Dock and enter the Eggnog Club. They get to the Eggnog Lounge and see Sealed Eggynog in a Can.

Chill: Ello jello...

Sealed Eggynog in a Can: AW SH-

Chill, Mario, Johnny, and LMGT: KEEP IT G-RATED!

Sealed Eggynog in a Can: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Sealed Eggynog in a Can jumps onto the Eggnog Sled. The party chases him.

Boss: Sealed Eggynog in a Can
Sealed Eggynog in a Can: YEW WILL NEVA DEEFEET ME!! (15/15)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sealed Eggynog: AHHH! (13/15)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sealed Eggynog: OH NOEZ! (11/15)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Sealed Eggynog: EEEK! (9/15)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Sealed Eggynog: D'oh! (6/15)

Sealed Eggynog in a Can > Eggnog Flood

Eggnog carries every one away, doing 5 damage. They climb back up.

Chill: OH YAH? TAKE ZIS!

Chill concentrates and does something kewl that he isn't able to do yet because he hasn't leveled up!

Sealed Eggynog: O_O

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sealed Eggynog: BLAIGDGAGAGAGGG! END TRANSMISSION! (-8995/15)

President of Dumbness: EEK THE DAMAGE IS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!

The Eggnog Sled parks at the Eggnog Lounge and everyone tumbles off.

Chapter 3: Kool Ripoff
Sealed Eggynog in a Can: OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sealed Eggynog in a Can explodes and when vision is cleared, there is eggnog everywhere. Penquino is right in the middle of it.

Penquino: YEW SAVED MEH GUYZ! SO HAPPEH!

Penquino drinks all the eggnog. Eggnog Club sinks into the ocean but springs back up out of the snow, unharmed.

Chill: O_o

They notice a penguin wearing the Clausette outfit smashing down into the Wilderness.

Chill: LET'S AH GO!

They run off again.

Penquino: So, uh, how do we get to the Wilderness?

Chill: Go jump off a cliff!

Penquino: That's not really nice!

Chill: No, that's how you get there!

Chill jumps off the Ski Hill and the others follow. SPLASH!

Chill: See? I told you!

LMGT: My head, dood...

Johnny: I want a line!

Shy Guy: Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess! I WILL SAVE ZEE STOREH FOR LATER BECAUSE OF YEW!

Mario holds up a wooden sign that says "OCCUPY SHY GUY'S CHAIR".

Shy Guy: OK, OK, I'll write more :|

They see a big brown building labeled Skool of D00m. They go inside and enter a classroom, where they see Brook tied up to a wall while some magician named Professor Hinkle is just standing there attempting to do magic tricks, but he keeps getting konked in the head with eggshells.

Chuggaconroy: I GIVE 10 COINS TO MYSELF!!!

Chugga leaves.

Brook: Save meh!

Chill and friends don't notice Professor Hinkle and squash him. Then they untie Brook and go outside.

Brook: Umm, thanks...Wanna build ah snowman???!!!

Johnny: Sure, y naut?

Penquino: !pwn Brookelas

LM96Bot comes and pwns Brook.

Brook: DANGIT!

Chill: Snowman buildin' time ^.^

Brook: ...

They build the snowman.

LMGT: I'll name him Snowdood :P

Professor Hinkle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH HAT!

Trix Rabbit: Hehe!

Trix Rabbit runs out the window with Professor Hinkle's hat. Mario grabs it but Trix Rabbit doesn't notice who just runs off into the distance. Mario puts it on Snowdood's head.

Snowdood: Happeh Bday 2 meh!

LMGT: Yodood

Mario faints.

Johnny: I'm just glad it's not-

Rebecca Black: FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON-

Penquino hits Rebecca Black with Midget Apple. By duh way, Snowdood joined zee party for now.

Professor Hinkle: Grrr, eye will get yew guyz!

LMGT: NEVAH!

The Party, Brook, and Snowdood speed off. LMGT tries to follow them but is too slow. He starts flying on a donut with them.

Snowdood: I'm board... Letz have ah parade!

Meanwhile in the Wilderness Town Square...

Mario: I didn't know there was actually stuff in the Wilderness besides a-

They see a giant planet shaped like Herbert's head. They see a sign that says "Curiosity killed the cat, wait until next chapter to explore. -Shy Guy".

Mario: NO FUN!

Mario enters and gets turned into a cube by The Mechanized Mittens.

Shy Guy: I told yew :|

Chill: OH NOEZ!

Mario: Hai! I had a 1-up :)

Anyways, back to the Town Square parade.

Mistah Policeman: STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: Y?

Mistah Policeman: Because.

Penquino shoves Mistah Policeman down a sewer. Howeva...

Snowdood: Itz hot :\

LMGT: OH NOEZ HES MELTIN'

They run off to the Train Station to get Snowdood to the North Pole.

Klutzy: Me learn English, not good, get train job. What like?

Brook: Tickets to the North Pole, plz!

Klutzy: OK, me find.

Klutzy jumbles through some paper for a while and pulls out a roll of North Pole tickets.

Mario: YEAH!

Klutzy: That be 9001 WB$ please. Sorry for expensive.

Johnny: Umm, we dont have any WB$???

Klutzy: Sowwy, no ticket, come back 9001.

Brook: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT picks up a Goldfish cracker in the snow and eats it.

Chill: REFRIGERATED BOX CAR!

The Party and Brook run in (she hasn't joined the party yet).

Chuggaconroy: Chugga chugga woo woo!

NintendoCapriSun: So happy!

A few hours later...

Brook: Umm, its kinda cold in here?

Snowdood: Troo dat, for yew :\

Trix Rabbit pops out of a cake.

Trix Rabbit: Hay guyz wazzup?

The train stops in front of a snowbank. Lightning McQueen comes through and plows it away, but The Party jumps off. Brook is frozen in an ice block.

Lightning McQueen: No problem!

The train leaves.

Snowdood: Oops.

Brook gets frozen into a block of ice.

Penquino: Aww... It's too heavy for LM96Bot to lift now :( !pwn Brook

LM96Bot comes but gets its arms destroyed trying to lift the ice block.

LM96Bot: MASTER LM96! HELP ME PLEASE!

LM96Bot runs off.

Chill: But nao we have to carry Brook the whole way -_-

Mickey: NO YEW DONT!

The Mouskadoer appears and Mickey does the stupid song.

Mario: O_O

Chill throws a bomb at the Mouskadoer which drops a red wagon.

Mickey: NOOOOOO! TOODLES! :(

Toodles: Mickey...Tell my brother...wait I don't have a brother!

Toodles gets game overed.

Mickey: YEEEEEEEW!

Mickey tries to attack The Party but runs off a cliff.

Snowdood: Eye haz an idea! Letz build a fiah!

Trix Rabbit builds a fire and the penguins gather around it while they try to melt Brook out. Meanwhile, Trix Rabbit visits Snowdood on the hill next to the fire.

Snowdood: We need to find someone to get me to the North Pole :\

Trix Rabbit holds up a sign.

Snowdood: No, not the President of Dumbness...

Trix Rabbit holds up another sign.

Snowdood: No, not the Nachos...

Trix Rabbit starts to pout.

Snowdood: Oh, they were both swell ideas, but we need to find someone close by.

Trix Rabbit: Santah?

Snowdood: He's kidnapped :\

Trix Rabbit: Oh yeah.

Professor Hinkle appears and blows out the fire.

Brook: OH NOEZ ITS YEW!

Snowdood: OH NOEZ!

The Party and Trix Rabbit slide down the hill and to a skating rink.

Chill: Kool, skatin'

Mario: Long chapter :\

Snowdood starts to skate but the ice breaks and he falls in.

Icebear: OH NOEZ!

Snowdood's hat bobs up to the surface.

LMGT: BUT BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chill grabs the hat as Professor Hinkle shows up.

Professor Hinkle: I want that hat and I want it now!

Boss: Professor Hinkle
Chill: Heehee!

Chill rises Professor Hinkle into the air.

Professor Hinkle: Huh?

Chill: Silence, nonbeliever!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Professor Hinkle: Ow! (18/20)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Professor Hinkle: D'oh! (16/20)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Professor Hinkle: Blagityblagityblagity! (14/20)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Professor Hinkle: AHHHHHHH! (11/20)

Penquino: Brook, you can be useful right now!

Brook: Wait wat?

Penquino: !pwn Brook

LM96Bot pwns Brook right into Professor Hinkle. He falls out of the sky.

Professor Hinkle: Oof... (-8990/20)

A mushroom with a 8991 on it appears. Professor Hinkle eats it.

Professor Hinkle: HAHAHAHA! (1/20)

President of Dumbness: OH NOEZ THE DAMAGE IS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

Professor Hinkle > Magic Tricks

Professor Hinkle throws a Magic 8 Ball at Chill which somehow bowls the party down until it reaches LMGT. It richochets off him and smacks Professor Hinkle in the head, who faints.

Professor Hinkle: D'oh I missed hi mom! (0/20)

Chapter 4: Broseph's Galaxy Generator
Suddenly everyone is back at the Herbert-shaped thingy, with Snowdood.

LMGT: DOOD! HOW ARE YEW HEAR :D

Snowdood: Magic :)

Snowdood disappears. Oh, and, Brookelas joined the party!

Mario: Yaaaaaaaay. Woot. I LUV SARCASM :D

Brook: :|

Chill: Well um, I guess we can go in nao?

The Party enters as the screen fades away. NintendoCapriSun pops up.

NintendoCapriSun: Broseph's Galaxy Generator! Starting in theaters everywhere Friday... But for you guys - a special treat! It starts NOW!!!!!!!!!! Howdy guys it's NintendoCapriSun and this is A (Not So) Merry Christmas Chapter 4, Broseph's Galaxy Generator! Enjoy!

The screen comes back.

Chill: I liek NCS

Mario: ...

Johnny: Finally, I can play mah 3DS.

Johnny starts taking lots of pictures with the 3DS.

Mechanized Mittens: It's them!

The Mechanized Mittens start to chase the party but Brook hits them with a stock ball.

Mechanized Mittens: We got...fr..yed...........................

The Mechanized Mittens crash on the ground.

Chill: STOCK BALL!

ProtonJon: STOCK BALL!

Chill grabs it first and uses it.

ProtonJon: Rats >.<

DUM DEEEEE DUM!!!! The Party learned noo moves :D


 * Chill - Megaphone
 * Mario - Pie Throw
 * Johnny - None
 * LMGT - Oven Gulp
 * Penquino - None
 * Brook - None

Brook: Why didn't I get a new move! >:(

Chill: Because you haven't been in an are pea gee battal yet :|

PT: By duh way, all zee attacks cost 1 FP. Yew have 5 FP rite nao.

Mario: Aww!

They run off. Brook falls in some lava.

Brook: SIZZLYFOO!

Brook flies back up, Super Mario Galaxy style.

LMGT: Yew know what I'm happeh about?

Chill: Wut?

LMGT: No Friday jokes when we did the update!

Fourth Wall: OW! Just for that...

Rebecca Black: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Fri-

Rebecca Black gets shoved into the lava by LMGT.

A little pacman thingy with some earmuffs and sunglasses appears. There's a little microphone chip thingy on the earmuffs. He also has a mini-Mechanized Mitten as a hand.

Security-Muff: Boss. Intruders spott- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Security-Muff gets knocked into the lava by one of Johnny's snowballs.

They see a cage with Broseph in it.

Broseph: Help meh!

Mario blasts the cage with fire. It melts to nothing.

Mario: Bro?

PT: You just ended his game :|

Broseph: No yew didn't ^_^ I had mah 360 Shield :D

Bro joined duh partay!

Penquino notices a giant door and a shattered picture of Herbert on the floor.

Chill: Let'z go inside!

Broseph: No don't!

Chill runs through anyway. The Party chases him.

Future Broseph: Mwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's time for an RPG battle!

Mario: YEW SAID EET RONG!

Boss: Future Broseph
Chill: Tiem to try out dis new thingy!

Chill > Megaphone (FP: 4/5)

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Future Bro: Ack! (32/35)

Mario > Pie Throw (FP: 3/5)

Future Bro: Owww! (29/35)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Future Bro: Oof! (27/35)

LMGT > Oven Gulp (FP: 2/5)

An oven appears and swallows Future Bro in it. He gets spit out.

Future Bro: ... (23/35)

Penquino > Eggynog Splash

Penquino splashes Future Bro with some eggnog.

Future Bro: Ow! (19/35)

Brook > Hockey Stick Whack

Future Bro: Ooof! (15/35)

Bro > Bro Distraction

Bro gets in a spaceship then flies away. Then he bombs Future Bro in another one.

Future Bro: Blagidgagagag! (11/35)

Future Bro > Chocolate Cake Tornado

A bunch of chocolate cake slices form a tornado and suck Chill in.

Chill: Whoa! (4/10)

The rest of the party starts to get sucked in but LMGT eats all the cake.

Chill > Megaphone (FP: 1/5)

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

Future Bro: Ahh! (8/35)

Mario > Pie Throw (FP: 0/5)

Future Bro: Ouch! (5/35)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Future Bro: Ack! (3/35)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Future Bro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/35)

BOOM OBJECTION

Chapter 5: The Generator Escape
The whole Galaxy Generator shakes violently. The room starts to fall apart.

Chill: We gotta get outta hear!

Mario smashes the door down with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet. They enter it.

Future Broseph: EEP!

The piece of the platform Future Broseph is on breaks off from the rest of it. The piece starts sinking into the lava.

Mechanized Mittens: D'oh, we missed!

Bro knocks them aside. The whole Galaxy Generator falls apart just as The Party dashes out of it. Some weird music plays.

Toad: Heeeeeeeeeeeello!

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHH ITZ TOAD!

The Party runs off.

Toad: The nerve of some people... '_'

Meanwhile, back at the Wilderness Town Square thingie...

Professor Hinkle: Help! I'm frozen in a block o' ice!

Chill: Nah. To the Ski Hill!

The Party piles up on top of each other but are just short of reaching the top.

Mario: ...

Bob-omb Buddy: *sigh*

Bob-omb Buddy opens up a cannon under the party. They get shot up to the Ski Village.

Brook: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brook detours to the moon.

Penquino: HAHAAHAHAHHAH!

Brook crashes into Penquino knocking his 3D glasses off. He puts them back on.

French Fry: SWEETANDSOURSAUCE!

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats French Fry.

Toad: Hi guys!

Mario: EEEEEEK!

The Party runs away.

Toad: The nerve of some people... '_'

PT: Runnin' gag!

Meanwhile at the Town... (man, they run fast!)

Chill: Yay, we got away from Toad ^_^

Mario puts on a Toad costume.

Mario: Not by a longshot! '_'

Chill: AHHHHHHH!

Mario: Haha! I fooled you!

Chill tears off Mario's costume.

Mario: Awww :(

Toad: Hi guys!

Johnny punches Toad 9001 miles away.

Toad: The nerve of some people... '_'

Chill: Hmm... We need a new partay member!

Chill takes a sneaky peeky at Shy Guy's blueprints.

Shy Guy: HAI!

Shy Guy swats Chill away but knocks a blueprint down a giant hole.

LMGT: WAIT AH MINUTE! Dats dah hole from The Big Fat Hole aka The Ultra Super Duper Whatever Adventure which is mah storieh!

Fourth Wall: >:(

The Party slips on an icy patch into The Big Fat Hole.

LMGT: WHOA DOOD!

Mario notices a dark blue penguin with a rad scientist wig, designer glasses, and black hoodie frozen in a block of ice.

Brook: Good thing I always carry my flame thrower with me!

Brook's pockets catch on fire.

Bro: !pwn Brook

Brook: WHOA!

Brook drops the flame thrower and lands back in the cave with her pockets normal.

LMGT: Hey, I know that guy...

LMGT uses the flame thrower to melt the ice cube.

Flickzer: Ugh... Hey! It's YOU!

FLASHBACK!

Last April... Or was it March? Ehh, anyway...

Chill: Arrghhh... bedbugs bit me!

Johnny: Bedbugs ATE me!!!

Johnny had been scratching himself since 4 O’ clock in the morning.

Shy Guy: Wait dats naut right!

END FLASHBACK!

Flickzer: :|

FLASHBACK!

LMGT: I'm as thin as a CHICKEN BONE!!! Please give me FOOD! If I don’t get out, I won't be able to see pictures of random cars on my computer!

Obviously, the glutton was exaggerating.

Flickzer: Relax. I've got a jetpack. We can get out of here.

LMGT: But the opening of this tunnel has closed.

Just then the opening of the tunnel opened.

Awesome: ...Nevermind.

LMGT: But how can a jetpack carry ALL THREE of us?

Flickzer: Too bad for you guys. You don’t have one. I’m getting out ‘cause I do. SEE YOU GUYS!

And off Flickzer went, into the rain.

LMGT: HE BETRAYED ME!!! I KNEW I COULDN’T TRUST DONKEYS!

LMGT was steaming, or better said, frying.

Awesome: Dude, calm down. We can find a way to get out of here.

END FLASHBACK!

LMGT: Yeah, I remember. Rawr. By duh way, yew still haven't washed your hands. :|

Flickzer's hands were SO dirty that if he even touched a millimeter of a piece of bread with his hand, even a penguin who has nearly starved to game over won't eat it. Everyone except LMGT, of course.

Flickzer: Oops. Well, COME, MY MINIONS!

The beaten and bruised Mechanized Mittens from Broseph's Galaxy Generator appeared out of the cave's floor.

Bro: How did you even SURVIVE that explosion?

Mechanized Mitten 1: I dunno.

Boss: Mechanized Mittens
Chill: Aww man I can only have one party member :(

Chill > Party Hat Poke

MM1: Ow! (8/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

MM1: D'oh! (6/10)

MM1 > Cubify

Chill: AHHH IMMA CUBE! (7/10)

Chill gets uncubified.

MM2 > Cubify

Mario: D'oh >.< (7/10)

Mario turns back.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

MM1: YOW! (4/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

MM1: Help...meh... (2/10)

MM1 > Cubify

Chill: Oof (4/10)

MM2 > Cubify

Mario: OH NOEZ (4/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

MM1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (0/10)

MM1 falls apart and scatters across the cave floor.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

MM2: WHOA! (8/10)

MM2 > Cubify

Mario: EEP! (1/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

MM2: Right in the face >.< Wait I don't have a face :\ (6/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

MM2: AHHHHHGIDY! (4/10)

MM2 > Cubify

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)

Johnny appears.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

MM2: AHH! (2/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

SLOW-MOTION WIG COLLISION AND MECHANICAL SMASHIN!

MM2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (0/10)

Mechanical Mitten 2 smashes apart everywhere.

Chapter 6: The Big Fat Hole
Flickzer: Grr! You defeated some of my minions... But I will be back! SEE YOU GUYS!

Flickzer grabs a jetpack, flies out of the hole and the opening seals up.

LMGT: Where is mah tweaked spy phone when I need it >.<

Meanwhile at LMGT's igloo...

Dood Tunod: Ooh look at dis! A spy phone thingie...

Meanwhile in The Big Fat Hole...

Chill: Why did he say SOME?

Bro: I have a feeling he has three of my worst enemies on his team :(

LMGT: Yeah. Super. But how do we get out -_-

Mario: Hay, check out zee blooprints Shy Guy dropped down hear! It sez Futcha Pardnerz on eet, and it has drawingz of Awesome, Explorer, and NBF...

Chill: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird

Brook: Eye found a ladder!

Brook climbs it but it breaks again. She falls into the hole.

Penquino: I know a way to get out! Let's test it... !pwn Brook

Brook: ...Huh? Why am I not getting !pwned?

LM96Bot: I'm scared of heights!

BrosephBot: BZZK!

BrosephBot launches Brook into the air. Penquino proceeds to !pwn the rest of the party and himself.

Bro: Suh-weet!

LMGT: I gawts me an idea...

LMGT casts a spell on the Bakery's Staff Only door so you can't leave.

Chill: Wut deh...

LMGT: It's part of mah evil plan to make everyone on CP my slaves so I can get as much food as I want :3

Mario: O_o

A blue dragon breaks the Bakery door.

LMGT: Dang!

It also crashes out the Night Club window and falls into The Big Fat Hole. He flies out and it fills up somehow.

Bro: Oh noez its yew!

The blue dragon is revealed to be a penguin in costume.

Sk8r: YACKHACKHACKHACK! Problem, officer?

NintendoCapriSun: STARFACE STARFACE STARFOX

Boss: Sk8r
Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sk8r: Eep! (29/31)

Mario: Weird HP :|

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sk8r: Blagityblagityblagity! (27/31)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Sk8r: :( (25/31)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Sk8r: AHHHHHHH! (22/31)

Penquino > Eggynog Splash

Sk8r: I lovez me eggynog, officer! (18/31)

Brook > Hockey Stick Whack

Sk8r: Oof! (14/31)

Bro > Bro Distraction

Bro distracts Sk8r with one of his spaceships, then bombs him with another.

Sk8r: Blagityblagityblagity! (8/31)

Sk8r > Fire Breath

Bro: D'oh I missed! (0/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sk8r: Ack! (6/31)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sk8r: :( (4/31)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Sk8r: WAAAAAAAAAAIT! (2/31)

Sk8r disappears in a flash of flame.

LMGT > Donut Toss

Sk8r: NOOOO MY TRICK FAIIIIIIIIIILED (0/31)

Chapter 7: Vine With Me, Cause It's Awesome
Shy Guy: Hint hint :) And now it's time for...

Chill: OH SH-

Shy Guy: THE HOT DOG DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook: Aww petalled petunias >.<

Mario: ...

Chill, Mario, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, and Brook walk into the Night Club and do the Hot Dog Dance.

Bambi: YAAAAAAY!

Chill: Anyways...

LMGT: LET'S GO VISIT MAH BAKERY!!!!!!!!!

Shy Guy forces them to Hot Dog Dance into the Bakery.

Mario: NEVA!!!

They walk normal.

Shy Guy: Dang :\

They all go into the normal door... But Bro is stupid and walks inside the Staff Only door.

LMGT: Kewl Bro, you're mah slave now :)

Bro: O_O *no effect*

LMGT: -_-

Bro gets into a small saucer and flies over the side. Many of LMGT's "slaves" do the same.

LMGT: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bro: >:P

LMGT: !Supah Pwn! Broseph!

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LMGT: :)

Bro lands. Meanwhile, Brook is eating all of LMGT's baked goods.

LMGT: NOH! !pwn Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT: :3

Awesome breaks through the window on a vine.

Awesome: This is vine with me!

Awesome collides into the floor.

LMGT: DOOD :D

Awesome: My head... Hi LMGT :D

Explorer: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Explorer flings into the ceiling. Some shadow thingies appear that look like LMGT, Awesome, and Explorer.

Dood Tunod: Doodyo

LMGT: :O

Awsum: SUPAH FEAST OH ZEE AWSUMNISS: AWETOMAYTEEK DEESTRUCSHUN!

Awesome: >:|

Eeksplorer: Yew don't have a catchphrase, phail >:D

Explorer: YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Boss: Dood Tunod, Awsum, and Eeksplorer
Chill: Let's do zis!

LMGT: No guise, we wanna defeat our cloneyz ourselves to show how donut doodily we are :3

Mario: If you say so...

Chill, Mario, Johnny, Penquino, Brook, and Bro grab some popcorn and sit on the floor.

LMGT > Donut Toss

Dood Tunod: Agh! (17/20)

Awesome > Once Upon A Sparklyz

Awsum: D'oh! (9/15)

Awesome: That's where I get my name, boys.

Explorer > Bomb Vine

Explorer ties up Eeksplorer with some vines then throws a bomb on him. KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeksplorer: :( (5/10)

Dood Tunod > Donut Teleport

Dood Tunod teleports a bag of candy over LMGT's head.

LMGT: D'oh I missed! (6/10)

Awsum > Automechanic Destruction

Awsum thwacks a wrench at Awesome.

Awesome: ... (8/10)

Eeksplorer > Vine With Me

A vine blasts up under Explorer, sending him flying into the ceiling.

Explorer: Ow... (7/10)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Dood Tunod: Agh! (14/20)

LMGT: Let's all attack Dood Tunod first 'cause he's the strongest, attack-wise and HP-wise.

Awesome > Once Upon A Sparklyz

Dood Tunod: :( (8/20)

Explorer > Bomb Vine

Dood Tunod: Eep! (3/20)

Dood Tunod > Donut Teleport

LMGT: Oof! (1/10)

Awsum > Automechanic Destruction

Awesome: -_- (6/10)

Eeksplorer > Vine With Me

LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)

Awesome > Once Upon A Sparklyz

Eeksplorer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

Explorer > Bomb Vine

Awsum: D'oh shoot D: (4/15)

Awsum > Automechanic Destruction

Awesome: :| (4/10)

Awesome > Once Upon A Sparklyz

Awsum: GWAH! (0/15)

LMGT: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Shy Guy: I screwed up my numbers and made the battle longer... :|

LMGT uses Donut Toss on Shy Guy.

Chapter 8: Shy Guy Gets Beet Up
Shy Guy gets hit with some vegetables.

Shy Guy: Good pun, eh?

A giant black hole sucks the party out of the Bakery and back to the Town.

Chill: Blagidagagagg! End transmission!

Mario drinks a barrel of lemonade.

Mario: Slivers O_o

Mario starts to turn wooden.

Johnny: Oh noes!

Explorer: We better visit Gary to find out what's going on D:

They run off. When they get there...

Mario: I HAVE A WOODEN FLIPPER AHHHHHHHHHH

Mario panics.

Awesome: Into the Everyday Phoning Facility!

The elevator is going wacko.

Chill: Perfect time for the elevator to be haywire -_-

Mario: AHH MY OTHER FLIPPER IS WOODEN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

The elevator goes normal, and The Party enters.

Gary: La dee da...

Chill: Merry Christmas, Gary!

Gary: Ohaidere!

LMGT: Err, Mario drank a barrel of lemonade and got slivers in his throat. Now he's starting to turn wooden.

Gary: OH EM GEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 He has a disease that only 1 person gets every 9001 years!

Mario: OH COME ON!!!

Gary: Yah! And if you don't cure it in time you turn into a wood statue for 100 years!

Mario: YEW GOTTA BE KIDDIN' MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary: It's troo! And the cure is in Broseph's Galaxy Generator.

Chill: But we were just there, and it got destroyed D:

Gary: Then you're doomed. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Gary runs around panicking.

Mario: Well let's go... My foot is starting to feel stiff.

They run off. Chill drags Mario so he gets extra speed. After a while they are back there.

Johnny: It's in pretty good shape for getting blown up...

LMGT: Eye kay are dood :\

They enter and see a lot of familiar things. For example, blueprints of the Mechanized Mittens, and Bro's smashed and burned cage. They also see the cracked doors leading to where they fought Future Broseph...

Explorer blows the doors up and they enter.

Future Broseph: Hahahhack... If you want the cure, you must defeat me first!

Future Broseph locks everyone besides Chill in a cage.

Boss: Future Broseph
Chill > Party Hat Poke

Future Broseph: ... (8/10)

Future Broseph > Bro Distraction

Chill: Ka-boom ow (7/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Future Broseph: D'oh! (6/10)

Future Broseph > Bro Distraction

Chill: Blagityblagityblagity! (4/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Future Broseph: Agh! (4/10)

Future Broseph > Bro Distraction

Chill: Uh ohz! (1/10)

Chill > Megaphone (FP: 4/5)

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Future Broseph: :( (1/10)

Future Broseph > Bro Distraction

Future Broseph gets hit with a pie before he can attack.

Mario: :D

Future Broseph: WAAUGH! (0/10)

Chapter 9: Drag On
Future Broseph flings into the lava and drops the cure. The cage opens and the party comes out.

Mario: WATAH!

Mario drinks the bottle of water and turns to normal. He throws the empty bottle in the lava.

Bro: DUDE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PLASTIC AND LAVA MIX?!?

Mario: No? :\

Bro: A SEVERE CHEMICAL REACTION THAT MAKES EVERYTHING SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: English?

Bro: It's gonna erupt any second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook: You sound too smart... !pwn Bro

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Galaxy Generator explodes and sends the party flying into the sky. They land, naturally, back in the Town.

Awesome: D'oh, we missed!

Bro: Let's go get our pictures with Santa :D

They go to the Book Room but see a note on the seat.

Out kidnapped -Not telling

Chill: O_O

Rockhopper pulls the party to the Beach with a magnet.

Rockhopper: Arrr, Merry Christmas!

Rockhopper takes 1000 coins from all of the party members and donates to Coins for Change with it.

Mario: I gots me an idea!

The Party heads for the Plaza.

Chill: What's your idea Mario?

Mario: This way!

They jump down the sewers into the Cave. They go to the Boiler Room, and see a door that leads to The Big Fat Hole. They enter it then end up under the Beach, where they see all the Coins for Change pipes.

Mario: Brook, flamethrower.

Brook's dress catches on fire.

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brook flies into the air and drops her flamethrower in Mario's flippers. Mario burns part of the pipe, to no avail.

Mario: Hmmm, I better use...

Mario pulls out some TNT and throws it in Bro's hat. Brook lands, and Bro throws it in Brook's dress.

Brook: O_O

KABOOM!!!!!

Brook flies into the air again. Mario pulls out some more TNT and successfully breaks the pipe. All the coins are directed into a pile which the party splits.

Chill: I don't feel so good about this...

Johnny: Let's come back here whenever so we can grab as many coins as we want :D I just hope the mods don't find out and arrest us D:

The party runs away from the "scene of crime" and but the door locks itself.

Mario: O_O POLICE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

A red dragon crashes through the ceiling making The Big Fat Hole open again.

LMGT: Uh oh O_o

Sk8r: BWAHAAHA I GOT IMPROVED BY ME BOSS :D

Boss: Sk8r
Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sk8r: Blagidag! (24/26)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sk8r: Ugh! (22/26)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Sk8r: :( (20/26)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Sk8r: AHHHHH! (17/26)

A barrel randomly runs over Penquino, Brook, Bro, Awesome, and Explorer, knocking them out.

Sk8r > Fire Breath

LMGT: OH NOEZ HAWT HAWT HAWT! (0/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sk8r: Argh... (15/26)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sk8r: Agh! (13/26)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Sk8r: Oh nu officer (11/26)

Sk8r > Fire Breath

Johnny: OH FOR ZAH LOVE O' WIGZ! (0/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sk8r: Problem, officer? (9/26)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sk8r: Officer, problem D: (7/26)

Penquino > Eggynog Splash

Sk8r: I loves me eggynog, officer! @_@ (3/26)

Brook > Hockey Stick Whack

Sk8r: D'oh! (0/26)

Sk8r explodes.

Chapter 10: Hideout Searchin', Lemonade Drinkin', and Brookelas Pwnin'
Chill: Hmm...

Mario: YAY!

Brook: DANG!

Mario drinks lemonade.

Penquino: !Supah Pwn! Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, while Brook is in space...

Penquino: Hey guys. I gotta give Brook ah present.

Johnny: Ooh, this is gonna be good.

Penquino wraps something in a box. Brook lands.

Brook: Ooof!

Penquino: Hay Brook! Guess wut?

Brook: Wuttio?

Penquino: I got yew a present :D

Brook: :D

Penquino gives Brook a box. She opens it and all it has in it is a card.

Brook: Why is dere ah card dat says "!Supah Pwn! Brook" in here? Oh chicken sticks...

Penquino: By zah way Brook on your way to Mars can yew drop these presents off at the moon?

Penquino gives Brook a bag of presents as she flies into the air.

Brook: BLAGIDGAGAGAGG! END TRANSMISSION!

Chill: That was sweet Penquino :D

The party walks off. Brook comes back into the Earth's orbit and gets smacked in the face by the Lighthouse.

Penquino: How did you like the card?

Brook: >:|

The party sees Rockhopper tinkering with the Coins for Change pipes.

Mario: What are yew doing D:

Rockhopper: Arr, the pipes be broke. I be fixin' them.

The Big Fat Hole closes up again.

Rockhopper: I be havin' to dig deeper.

Rockhopper digs underground and sees a huge pile of coins.

Rockhopper: Avast! The pipe be broken!

The party runs off.

Chill: There goes our coin stash :|

They run back to the EPF Command Room.

Gary: I saw what yew guys did on zah monitors... CONGRATS!

Chill: Huh?

Gary: I've been trying to sabotage Coins for Change for YEARS! I knew that Herbert was going to blow up the PSA with a popcorn bomb ever since 2007... I was trying to steal all of the coins so we could get more high-tech gear to save us... Congrats guys :D

Billybob: OH EM GEE A TRAITORZ!

Billybob carries Gary away. He smacks Billybob with a hammer making him forget the speech he just made and comes back.

Gary: Anyways I saw sum suspicious activity at the Ice Rink! Yew should check it out.

They run to the Ice Rink but see nothing there. A red blur flies past.

Mario: Red recolor o' Sonic

Iamred: DWAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro: I knew it! He's on Flickzer's team -_-

Boss: Iamred
Chill > Party Hat Poke

Iamred: #%&^! (23/25)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Iamred: ^#(@ YOU (21/25)

LMGT: He's worse then Funkid :|

Funkid: %)&@#%)@)*#)&@%)(@*%)(&#@)%*@)#$(&#@)%^&*@#)%^@*&^@*)&^%)(#&^%(@#&^!!!!!

LMGT: Or not...

Funkid explodes.

Iamred > Swear Block

Iamred drops a transparent block with a bunch of *'s bouncing around inside on Chill.

Chill: D'oh I missed! (6/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Iamred: Aww ^@(#! (19/25)

Chill gets Explorer.

Explorer > Bomb Vine

Iamred: ^#*(!!!!!!!!! (14/25)

Iamred > Swear Block

Chill: Blagidagagagg! End transmission! (2/10)

Chill > Megaphone (FP: 3/5)

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iamred: ^#*#. (11/25)

Explorer > Bomb Vine

Iamred: %#(@ YOU (6/25)

Iamred > Swear Block

Chill: Argh... (0/10)

Chill faints.

Mario: :O

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Iamred; ^#(&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (4/25)

Explorer > Bomb Vine

Iamred: ........................................ (0/25)

Chapter 11: The Cop Chase
Mario: Take that >:P

Iamblue: BWAHAWHAW!

Iamblue explodes.

Meanwhile, at the Beach...

Rockhopper: Arr officer, I found some security footage!

Rockhopper shows Officer Nothing some footage of Mario breaking the Coins for Change pipe and the rest of the party taking it all.

Officer Nothing: I'll get to the bottom of this!

Meanwhile at the Snow Forts...

Penquino: Eggynog :3

Chill and Mario: YUCK!

Chill and Mario drink 4 Tinkamins (1 Tinkamin = 9001 Gallons) of lemonade.

Officer Nothing: Hey, you! You're under arrest for robbery!

Mario hits Officer Nothing with a coin and The Party runs off. Officer Nothing retraces their tracks in the snow to the Cave.

LMGT: We're safe, dood!

Officer Nothing falls down the sewer.

Awesome: EEP!

They hightail into the Mine.

Chill: Split up!

Chill, Mario, and Johnny jump on mine carts. LMGT, Penquino, Brook, Bro, Awesome, and Explorer run into the Cave Mine. Officer Nothing runs down the cart tracks while the Cave Mine group surface at the Forest. Chill, Mario, and Johnny slide into the Forest and their carts topple over and they all run to the Plaza, where Officer Nothing chases them.

Awesome: He's too close!

Officer Nothing: BACKUP!!!!!

A bunch of police cars and helicopters chase The Party as well.

Awesome presses a button on his EPF Jacket and The Party is equipped with ice skates. Don't ask how they skate on snow.

LMGT: I got an idea! Dood Tunod dropped my modified Spy Phone in a deleted scene and I picked it up! Sooo...

LMGT presses a button and the party teleports to the Toughest Mountain.

Chill: Sweet :D

Meanwhile at the Police Base...

Gary: Lemme go :(

Officer Something: No!

Officer Anything: You've been trying to sabotage Coins for Change since 2007! You said so yourself!

Officer Thing: Sir, the Coins for Change robbers just teleported to the peak of Toughest Mountain...

Officer Anything: Well, send out Officer Nothing and everybody else he has out there! Come to think of it, us three better go.

Officer Something: I have to guard Gary!

Meanwhile back at the Toughest Mountain's peak...

LMGT: What are all those police vehicles doing in the Ski Village?

Mario: The helicopters are coming this way D:

Club Penguin suddenly gets flooded. Except for the peak of Toughest Mountain.

Mr. Gas: Zah oil spill is causing waters to rise all over dee worl- BLUB!

The waters return to normal. Luckily, everyone survived.

Gary: YAY IT BROKE MY CAGE :D

The Party slides off the Toughest Mountain.

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WANT MY MOMMY!

Chill: You see her everyday, you're living in her basement :|

Bro: >:|

The Party falls into the snow below. They see an empty, wrecked, and rusted police helicopter.

Bro: Must use ^_^

Bro grabs it and flies away with it. The engine sputters out over the Atlantic Ocean.

Bro: Awww why me!

The helicopter plummets into the ocean and Bro gets sent flying back to The Party.

???: RAWR YOU BROKE OUR HELICOPTER :(

Boss: Hydra
Chill > Party Hat Poke

Fireball: Ow! (8/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Fireball: Blagityblagitygag! (6/10)

Fireball > Firey Blast

Chill: ICE HOT! YOWHOOHOOHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (4/10)

Thunderbolt > Electrical Shock

Chill: BLAGIDGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (1/10)

Iceman > Frozen Solid

Chill: ... (0/10)

Chill explodes leaving some ice cube bits on the ground.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Fireball: BLAGITYGAGITYGAG! (4/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Fireball: OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOEZ! (2/10)

Fireball > Firey Blast

Mario: YOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (4/10)

Thunderbolt > Electrical Shock

Mario: YAGGGGGGGGIDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1/10)

Iceman > Frozen Solid

Mario explodes.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Fireball: D'oh! (0/10)

Fireball goes ka-blooey.

LMGT > Donut Toss

Thunderbolt: D'oh! (7/10)

Thunderbolt > Electrical Shock

Johnny: BLAGIDGAAGGAGAGAGGAG! (7/10)

Iceman > Frozen Solid

Johnny: D'oh! (6/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Thunderbolt: Aw phooey! (5/10)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Thunderbolt: Wackdy!!!!!!!!!! (2/10)

Thunderbolt > Electrical Shock

Johnny: Yowhoohoo! (3/10)

Iceman > Frozen Solid

Johnny: ... (2/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Thunderbolt: MARSHSWARSHSWISHWOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! (0/10)

Thunderbolt short-circuits.

LMGT > Donut Toss

Iceman: D'oh! (7/10)

Iceman > Frozen Solid

Johnny: Uh oh... (1/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Iceman: EEEEEEP! (5/10)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Iceman: :( (2/10)

Iceman > Frozen Solid

Johnny: COLD! (0/10)

Johnny melts somehow.

LMGT > Donut Toss

Iceman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)

Iceman falls apart in slow motion.

Chapter 12: An Unknown Flick
Fireball: Dang!

Thunderbolt: Why do we always lose?

Iceman: They look like total wimps!

Awesome: WIMPS?!? I'LL SHOW YEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome claps and wipes out the whole Ski Village. It rebuilds itself. Herbert opens the EPF symbol.

Herbert: Hmmm... I could use him...

Herbert disappears.

Chill: '_'

Toad: You stole my face! The nerve of some people... '_'

Chill: Shaddup Toad!

Toad: NEVAH!

Chill: !pwn Toad

Toad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joseph slides down the mountain.

Joseph: That's like, totally radical man!

Mario: Hey bro. Bro, meet Bro.

Joseph: Howyado? I'm I rule541 aka Joseph :)

Bro: You don't rule more then me >:(

Joseph: Oh yeah, Broset? Tossin Bottin, get over here!

LM96Bot: ?

Chill: What's with this guy?

Mario: He's nicknamed everybody he's ever met in his life.

Joseph: !pwn Broset

Bro: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Brook: Weird, Broset worked but when I ended up saying Benquino it didn't work >:|

Penquino: Erm, uh, !pwn Brook

Brook: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Joseph: Hey Mustache Man, can I like, join the party?

Mario: Sure.

Bro: Seriously?!? !pwn Joseph

Joseph: Hey Tossin Bottin, would you, like, like to go out for lunch man?

LM96Bot: McPenguin's? :D

Joseph: Deal. I'll, like, pay for it, man.

Bro: >:| !pwn Joseph

LM96Bot: ERROR. Can't pwn person who is taking me out to lunch! Auto-pwning Broseph.

Bro: DANG IT!

Bro gets launched into the sky.

The Party sees a giant whirlpool.

Joseph: Why don't we like, go in, man?

Joseph pulls the party in.

Chill: Hey look, it's the Police Headquarters.

They see Officer Nothing, Officer Something, Officer Anything, and Officer Thing desperately swim away from a rusted police car to no avail.

Sharkstry: YUMMY ME LUNCHIES!

Sharkstry gobbles up Officer Thing. The other policemen escape.

Sharkstry: Nooo! Me eat good food!

Joseph: That's like, creepy man.

Sharkstry chases the party. They go into the destroyed Police Headquarters.

Sharkstry: Me wants in!

A submarine goes into the Police Headquarters. Sharkstry follows it but LMGT teleports him into the Fishing Pond.

Unknown: Surprise, #%(#@^!

LMGT: :|

Boss: Unknown
Chill > Party Hat Poke

Unknown: Owww! (18/20)

Joseph > Nicknamin'

Joseph dumps a bucket of nicknames on Unknown.

Unknown: ... (14/20)

Unknown > Keep Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'

Orange: What?!?

Joseph: Like, ouch, man. (11/15)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Unknown: Glagh (12/20)

Joseph > Nicknamin'

Unknown: ^#*@!! (8/20)

Unknown > Keep Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'

Orange: What?!?

Joseph: That, like, hurts man. (7/15)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Unknown: XD (6/20)

Mario: HOW DARE YEW!!!!!!! KD IS THE NEW XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario beats Unknown up until he is umm, nothing?

Chapter 13: The Rivalry of Broseph
The Party swims out of the water.

Bro: Hey Chill, can you open my present early? :3

Chill: Um, sure...

Bro hands a small box to Chill. He opens it.

Chill: A Justin Beeper Singing Toothbrush?

JB Singing Toothbrush: Pookie pookie oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Chill: You know I hate Justin Beeper!

Bro: But you have a Justin Beeper dart set D:

Chill: Exactly! So I can throw darts at him!

Bro: facepalm

Joseph: Hey man, I got you a present, but, like, you have to wait until tomorrow, but, it's like, really cool, man.

Bro: >.< Anyway, Brook, open my present nao!

Brook: A Pink Ashly CD???

Brook puts it in her pocket. Mario wires the toothbrush with some TNT and throws it in Bro's hat. Bro throws it in Brook's dress, who catches it and throws it to Igloo Lane. Freddy K gets hit and throws it back at Bro, and it explodes in his hat.

Maria Rj: Ooh! I'm sooooooo pretty :3

Chill: Oh gawsh.

Joseph: Pretty fireworks :)

Bro crashes back down.

Maria Rj: CHILLIE :3

Mario: ?

Maria Rj: When do you wanna get married :3

Chill: I don't even like you.

Chill shoves Maria Rj off the Ski Hill.

Maria Rj: I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY CHILLIE!

Chilly: Huh?

Chilly explodes.

Mario: Guess what Bro?

Bro: Hm?

Mario: YOU MAY KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GONNA DO BUT THAT WON'T HELP YOU SINCE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOUR GONNA DO! STRANGE ISNT IT?!

Bro faints.

The Party leaves and Herbert tries to shoot Awesome with a blaster. It overloads and blows up in his face.

Herbert: RAWR!

Herbert storms off. However, he pulls out another Polarblast and shoots the whole party. They are teleported to the Green Hill Zone.

Chill: D'oh! Gawsh... It's hot here.

A Shadowlie tries to attack the party.

Mario: HI-YA!

Mario hits it with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet and they teleport back to the Ski Village.

LMGT: YAY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooood!

LMGT eats a random donut.

Herbert: DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

Herbert blows up.

Joseph: Hey Tossin Bottin, let's go to McPenguin's now :D

LM96Bot: Okay!

Joseph and LM96Bot leave.

Bro: Good.

Joeseef Bawt comes.

Joeseef Bawt: Hi I'm zah bot replacement o' Joseph :D

Bro: !pwn Joeseef Bawt

BrosephBot runs over Bro.

BrosephBot: ERROR! MASTER DESTROYED!

BrosephBot disappears.

Bro: >.<

Joeseef Bawt: Whaddaya wanna dooooo?

The Everyday Phoning Facility crushes Joeseef Bawt. The result is a big MESS of telephone wires, EPF papers (uh oh), broken computers, robotic parts, and VR equipment. Oh yeah, and Gary's shattered glasses.

Gary: D'oh!

Gary pulls out new glasses.

Rookie: Nooooooooo the EPF D:

Snowboardin': Woot! Better get these files to my bro, WATuDOIN!

Gary: O_O OUR FILES ARE STOLEN AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rory comes and rebuilds the Everyday Phoning Facility in 0.01 seconds.

Gary: Catch him D:

The Party chases Snowboardin' to the Snow Forts.

Snowboardin': Are you still here? Time to give you a beating >:D

Boss: Snowboardin'
Chill: I wish Joseph was-

LM96Bot: Thanks for lunch :D

Joseph: No prob Tossin Bottin man.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Snowboardin': Not cool! (38/40)

Joseph > Nicknamin'

Snowboardin': Augh! (34/40)

Chill catches an EPF file that flies away from Snowboardin'.

Snowboardin' > Supah Snowboard

Snowboardin' thwacks into Chill.

Chill: D'oh I missed! (5/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Snowboardin': Owww! (32/40)

Joseph > Nicknamin'

Snowboardin': Ack (28/40)

Snowboardin' > Supah Snowboard

Chill uses Joseph as a shield.

Joseph: What the what man? (10/15)

Chill brings out Mario to use as well.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Snowboardin': Owchy! (26/40)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Snowboardin': D'oh! (24/40)

Joseph > Nicknamin'

Snowboardin': WAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! (20/40)

Snowboardin > Supah Snowboard

Joseph: Ow! (5/15)

Chill brings out Awesome.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Snowboardin': Owwww! (18/40)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Snowboardin': :( (16/40)

Awesome > Once Upon A Sparklyz

Snowboardin': D'oh I missed! (10/40)

KABOOM!

Chill, Mario, Awesome, Joseph, and Snowboardin': What?

PT: Sorry! My RPG battle files just got wiped out... We have to go back to normal battles!

Chill: >:)

Chill beats up Snowboardin'.

Chapter 14: The Elite Penguin Force Is Still (Not So) Elite
Snowboardin': You guys are strong...

Snowboardin' scampers off.

LMGT: Guess what I built while you guys were battlin'?

LMGT reveals Doodbawt.

Doodbawt: Yo dood!

Bro: Does it have pwn?

LMGT: No, it has eat though.

Bro: Well I'm glad it can't !pwn Bro :)

LM96Bot pwns Bro.

Bro: DANG!

The Party goes back to the Ski Village.

Mario: I wanna test your bot out! !eat Bro

Doodbawt eats Bro and stores him in his robotic tummy.

Bro: Very funny Mario!

Chill: Wait... The building is held together with electrical tape and super glue? :|

Gary: Yup!

Johnny: Here are the EPF files!

Gary: Zank yeh! Wait... You forgot the files on all our agents!

Mario: Wat?

Penquino pulls out his PuffTop and goes to Snow Is Board In The Hotel, a blog owned by Snowboardin'. He sees a list of every single EPF agent.

Penquino: Err, maybe nobody will notice?

The post gets 9001 hits. Chill uses a giant magnet to get the missing files and fries Snow Is Board In The Hotel.

Gary: Zank yeh!

Bro pounds on Doodbawt's metallic stomache.

Bro: Lemme out!

LMGT: Nah!

Bro: Grr... !eat LMGT

Doodbawt: ERROR. CANNOT EAT MASTER.

Bro: -_-

The Party gets thwacked into the Ski Lodge (which proceeds to crumble) by a female penguin on a sled.

NBF: Oh I'm terribly sorry! Lemme make it up to you!

NBF joins the party.

Chill: Cool! But... The Ski Lodge is destroyed.

The Everyday Phoning Facility crashes and makes a mess again.

Mario: And the Everyday Phoning Facility.

The Ski Hill flattens out.

Johnny: And the Ski Hill.

The Ski Village explodes.

LMGT: And the Ski Village.

Gary: Oh no! I will use mah time machine!

Gary time machinerfies the Ski Village, fixing it with all the other rooms in it.

Chill: OOH LEMME TRY THIS!

Chill takes the controls and points at the Everyday Phoning Facility. It gets zapped and the Sports Shop appears.

Gary: That would be a bad idea, because Herbert has ALL the PSA's files on his computer.

Chill: Oh...

Gary: And the EPF is moar hi-teck :D

Chill zaps it again and it turns back.

Gary: We're still flying :O

They crash into the ground.

Mario: Nice going, Gary.

Gary: Wut?

Chill: I found a map! It shows how to reach Flickzer's Lab...

Johnny: Hey we were just at the Snow Forts and why can't I use punctuation and why am I stuck talking and why won't my sentence end and what is going on and PT help me because I can't use punctuation and my sentence won't end help me someb- *SOCK!*

PT: There.

Johnny: Stupid boxing glove :|

The Party goes to the Snow Forts. Brook notices a door in the snow next to a sign that says "This is NOT Flickzer's Lab...But don't enter anyway".

Brook: Let's go in :D

Shy Guy: HEY WHY WAS PT JUST THERE?!?!?!?!?

PT: Oops D:

Shy Guy beats up PT with his television. PT disappears.

Chill: ...

The door caves in.

Chill: So much for doors :\ Hey, what's that?

Chill peeks into a window and sees WATuDOIN, Funkid, and Snowboardin' inside. WATuDOIN then covers it up with balloons.

Mario: lol

Chill: :|

Flickzer: WHADDAYOU GUYS DOIN' HEAR?

Boss: Flickzer
Flickzer: Bwahawhaw! You will neva defeat meeeee!

Chill party hat pokes Flickzer. Mario sends him flying with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Flickzer: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

NBF: Incoming!!!!!!!!!!!

NBF smashes into Flickzer with a toboggan.

Flickzer: GRR! ENOUGH OF THIS! ARE PEA GEE! (15/15)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Flickzer: D'oh! (13/15)

NBF > Toboggan Goggle

NBF thwacks Flickzer into the air.

Flickzer: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (6/15)

Flickzer > Ice Crush

Chill: D'oh I missed! (4/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Flickzer: O_o (4/15)

NBF > Toboggan Goggle

Flickzer: WAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0/15)

Flickzer faints. However, the Mechanized Boxing Gloves knock The Party out...

Chapter 15: Zah Kidnapping
The Party wakes up inside a giant cardboard box with a window in it.

Mario: Whazza???

Penquino: I know how to get us out of here! But I gotta test it first... !pwn Brook

Brook: BWAH!

Brook smashes her head into the cardboard and falls down.

Penquino: Huh?

Flickzer: This ain't no cardboard! This wood! >:D

Mechanized Boxing Gloves: DWAHHOOOOOEYACK ^_^

Penquino: Rawr.

LMGT: I gots me an idea!

LMGT pulls out his Spy Phone and tries to teleport everyone out, but can't.

Flickzer: Oh yeah, I took all the wires out of those.

LMGT: >.<

Penquino: I gots me an idea >:)

Penquino pulls out his PuffTop and sends an email to zahgagetdude@pengmail.net and types "HELP US! We are stuck in some lab at the Snow Forts. You can't miss it, there's a hole by the Clock Tower -The Party".

Chill: GGD, eh?

Flickzer: What?

Flickzer grabs Penquino's PuffTop and blows it up.

Penquino: Too late, I already sent it :D

Flickzer: >________<

Meanwhile, at GGD's Igloo...

GGD: I love this new episode of Total Drama :D

GGD get's Penquino's email.

GGD: Huh? It's from kidwhoplayscp@pengmail.net, that's Penquino! HELP US! We are stuck in some lab at the Snow Forts. You can't miss it, there's a hole by the Clock Tower. The Party. :O

Fire: ???

GGD: I'm goin' out, Fire.

GGD leaves his igloo and goes to the Clock Tower.

Gary: Why am I here?

Gary explodes. GGD jumps down the hole to the lab.

Chill: GGD :D

Flickzer: Whazza?

GGD whacks Flickzer into the cardboard box. The Mechanized Boxing Gloves whack GGD.

Mario: Just unlock the stinkin' box :|

GGD unlocks the door to the box and the party comes out.

Chill: Now let's get outta here!

LMGT rebuilds the PuffTop and the Spy Phones in 0.000001 seconds. They teleport out.

Mechanized Boxing Gloves: ...DANGIT!

Whomp King: Oor!

Meanwhile, back at the Town...

Chill: How do we ALWAYS end up here?

A floating blue ball thingy shows up.

Ball Thing: Nyeahahahahah!

Mario: COSMIC CLONE!

PT: Guess wut? I restored RPG files so some battles will be RPG and some won't :D

Boss: Cosmic Clone
Cosmic Clone turns into Cosmic Chill.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Cosmic Chill: ... (48/50)

Cosmic Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill: Ow! (8/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Cosmic Chill: ... (46/50)

Cosmic Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill: D'oh I missed! (6/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Cosmic Chill: ... (44/50)

Cosmic Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill: Waaaaugh! (4/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Cosmic Chill: ... (42/50)

Cosmic Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill: Oh noez (2/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Cosmic Chill: ... (40/50)

Cosmic Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill: D'oh I missed! (0/10)

Mario shows up. Cosmic Clone transforms into Cosmic Mario.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Cosmic Mario: ... (38/50)

Cosmic Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mario: Blah >.< (8/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Cosmic Mario: ... (36/50)

Cosmic Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mario: D'oh I missed! (6/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Cosmic Mario: ... (34/50)

Cosmic Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mario: Waaaaugh! (4/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Cosmic Mario: ... (32/50)

Cosmic Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mario: Naut again!!!!!1111 (2/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Cosmic Mario: ... (30/50)

Cosmic Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mario: Hi birdies *_* (0/10)

Johnny appears. Cosmic Clone transforms into Cosmic Johnny.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Cosmic Johnny: ... (28/50)

Cosmic Johnny > Wigtastic!

Johnny: Waugh! (8/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Cosmic Johnny: ... (26/50)

Cosmic Johnny > Wigtastic!

Johnny: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo (6/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Cosmic Johnny: ... (24/50)

Cosmic Johnny > Wigtastic!

Johnny: >.< (4/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Cosmic Johnny: ... (22/50)

Cosmic Johnny > Wigtastic!

Johnny: O________O (2/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Cosmic Johnny: ... (20/50)

Cosmic Johnny > Wigtastic!

Johnny: D'oh I missed!

Johnny faints. LMGT appears. Cosmic Clone transforms into Cosmic LMGT.

LMGT > Donut Toss

Cosmic LMGT: ... (17/50)

Cosmic LMGT > Donut Toss

LMGT: WHOA DOOD! (7/10)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Cosmic LMGT: ... (14/50)

Cosmic LMGT > Donut Toss

LMGT: Awww nuts :| (4/10)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Cosmic LMGT: ... (8/50)

Cosmic LMGT > Donut Toss

LMGT: BLAGH! (1/10)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Cosmic LMGT: ... (5/50)

Cosmic LMGT > Bandaid

LMGT: Eh?

Cosmic LMGT: NYEAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (50/50)

Cosmic LMGT finishes Donut Dood off. The rest of the party flees.

Chapter 16: Attack on Cosmic Clone
Meanwhile at the Forest...

Penquino: I can't believe this! That stupid cosmic copy or whatever pretty much clones the party members. It took 4 of us to get him down to just 5 HP, and then he completely healed. WHAT. A. RIPOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro: Since Chill is knocked out, I appoint myself new leader of the party :P

Rest of the Party: ... !pwn Bro

Bro: D'oh I missed! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hat Pop: Need help? :)

Brook: Hiya, Hat!

Bro: Where did you come from?

Hat Pop: Those bushes.

Joseph: You, like, didn't need to know that, Broset man.

Bro: I thought you disappeared >:|

Joseph: Nup. !pwn Broset

Bro: BLAGIDAGGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Penquino: Anyway, we need to defeat Cosmic Copier.

Brook: It's Cosmic Clone -_-

Hat Pop: Well, I have a friend that can help. However, she lives in Piranha Plant Pipeway which is impossible to reach.

Penquino: O_O

Hat Pop: For the most part :)

Penquino: Whaddaya mean?

Hat Pop: Follow me.

A little while later, they jump down a big hole in the VR Room. It closes shut. They all drop into some sewers.

Joseph: This is like, retro style, man.

They walk ahead some more and stumble across a ? Block. Brook notices that Bro is right under it.

Brook: Hmm... !pwn Bro

Bro: OW!

A Super Mushroom comes out of the block. Bro swallows it and becomes Super Bro.

Bro: >:)

Brook: O_O Gotta run!

Bro chases Brook but a Starman lands on Brook. She starts chasing Bro.

Bro: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brook knocks Bro off the edge. Her star power wears off.

Bro: D'oh I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Bro falls out of view.

Penquino: Nice one!

Penquino high-fives Brook. However she gets sent into the air with some lit fireworks he had in his flipper.

Bro: Nice one!

Bro high-fives Brook. However Penquino gets blown up with a stick of TNT Bro had in his flipper.

Bro: :3

Brook: Nice one!

Brook skips the high-five so we can continue with the story.

Underpop: Ello jello! :)

Hat Pop: Hiya.

Underpop: I give yew this cosmic brick :)

Hat Pop: Thanks!

The Party teleports back to the Town.

Cosmic Clone: YOU AGAIN? Hm...

Cosmic Clone drops purple thingies on Chill, Mario, Johnny, and LMGT. They turn into Cosmic Chill, Cosmic Mario, Cosmic Johnny, and Cosmic LMGT. Cosmic Clone transforms into Cosmic Penquino.

Boss: Cosmic Clone
Penquino: TAKE ZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

Penquino dumps eggnog on Cosmic Penquino. Cosmic Penquino proceeds to do the same.

Bro: Revenge >:) !pwn Mario

LM96Bot launches Cosmic Mario into the air. Purple thingies fly down and Mario squishes them.

Mario: D'oh I missed... HAY GUISE!

Mario thwacks Cosmic Penquino with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet, who is rendered defenseless due to the fact that Penquino doesn't- Oh wait.

Mario: WAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

Mario gets sent flying. He orbits around the globe in 1 second and smacks into Cosmic LMGT.

Cosmic LMGT: !!!

They fly around the globe and LMGT's purple thingies fall off.

LMGT: Yo dood :D

Bro: !doublepwn Cosmic Chill and Cosmic Johnny

BrosephBot appears and !pwns Cosmic Chill and Cosmic Johnny. They land, normal.

Bro: I'm not the leader of the party anymore... :(

Chill: BRO WAS THE LEADER OF THE PARTY? !Supah Pwn! Bro

Bro: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cosmic Penquino: ...NYEAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Cosmic Penquino starts beating up Penquino.

Penquino: Brook the OW! Cosmic Brick OW! Throw it OW! Now OW! Hey, that rhymes :D OW!

Brook: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Brook tosses the Cosmic Brick at Cosmic Penquino and he gets sealed inside.

Chill: Lemme handle this >:)

Chill grabs the Cosmic Brick and throws it far, far, away. It gets sealed inside a balloon which floats toward the Ice Rink.

Bro: Odd... !pwn Joseph

LM96Bot: NO! I LIKE HIM! Auto-!pwning Bro.

Bro: AW SHOOT!

Bro flies into space.

Chapter 17: Mall From Zee Sky
Bro: AGH!

Bro crashes into the ground and onto a sewer cover. It breaks and Bro falls back down to Piranha Plant Pipeway.

Underpop: Get outta here!

Underpop tosses Bro back up and the opening magically seals closed...

Hat Pop: She's the sewer queen :P

Bro: Sounds like a cra-

Shy Guy: KEEP IT G-RATED! Hey look, Mickey and Pluto are going to Mistletoe Mountain :D

A giant, rundown mall with a broken neon sign and rickety doors squashes Bro.

Bro: Aw cra-

Shy Guy: KEEP IT G-RATED! No Minnie, we gotta use the cup with a 4 on it! D: Yay I was right :D

Chill opens the door. It breaks right off the hinges.

Ben: Ello jello!

Chill: GWAGH!!!!! !PWN BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro: Aw cra-

The Party: KEEP IT G-RATED!

Bro flies into the air.

Ben: Tis the F. Fury Mall, Fawful's old mall. The engine on the top just broke down and, well...

A bunch of CDs roll down the stairs.

Ben: Whoops. Anyway, come on in.

Fawful: I am of leaveness!

Fawful leaves.

Cosmic Clone: NYAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cosmic Clone falls out the mall of the window and the mall collapses like cardboard. Suddenly everyone is zapped inside the wrecked Glitz Pit.

Chill: Huh? What's goin' on?

The Koopa Bros show up.

Koopa Bros: HERE COME ZAH KOOPA BROS!

???: And now it's time for...

Liam steps out of the shadows.

Liam: PESTER FEST 2012!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: Oh gawsh.

Mario: Bro could win this in a snap ^_^

Bro: HEY! Just for that I'm entering.

Boss: The Pester Fest 2012
Bro: Dumlabeedoo!!!

Liam throws 1-ups everywhere and the guests from last year's event are revived.

Audience Member from Pester Fest: YAYZ

The Glitz Pit rebuilds itself.

Liam: Now, wut happens is... WELL READ THE MEGA SNOWBALL FIGHT CHAPTER 8 I'M TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN!

Fourth Wall: Owch!

Liam: Anyways, zah people annoy each other. Yew win if yew get 100 pointz on zee meter. Anywai, CONTESTANT TIEM!

Chill: You're annoying.

Liam: FIRST, DEE RETRO CLASS! Which is all 2011 :D ANYWAI! FROM CLUB PENGUIN ISLAND, WE HAVE CHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

Chill does a backflip.

Liam: FROM HIS HOUSE, FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Fred: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEH!

Liam: FROM THE KITCHEN, MY ARCHNEMESIS, ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

Orange: Hey Apple! Can you do 10 pushups in one second? :D

Liam: And now, for the newcomers... ALSO FROM CLUB PENGuiN, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 And my caps spazzed out ^_^

Bro: YEAH :D

Liam: FROM BONNIE'S HOUSE, WE HAVE WOOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Woody: I'm back!

Liam: And last but not least, all the way from MOBIUS, we have CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeAM! Yay for awkward caps ^_^

Cream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Liam: Now...Annoy each other!

Chill: I NEED PARTAY!


 * Chill: 5
 * Fred: 0
 * Orange: 0
 * Bro: 0
 * Woody: 0
 * Cream: 0

Bro: !pwn Chill !pwn Fred !pwn Orange !pwn Woody !pwn Cream

The contestants get !pwned.


 * Chill: 5
 * Fred: 0
 * Orange: 0
 * Bro: 15
 * Woody: 0
 * Cream: 0

Cream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Fred: OH YEAH? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 * Chill: 5
 * Fred: 50
 * Orange: 0
 * Bro: 15
 * Woody: 0
 * Cream: 45

Bro drops a bomb on Orange.

Orange: KNIFE!

Knife slices Bro's ship in half.


 * Chill: 5
 * Fred: 50
 * Orange: 10
 * Bro: 20
 * Woody: 0
 * Cream: 45

Bro: Dang.

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fred's Annoying Meter begins to steam.


 * Chill: 5
 * Fred: 99
 * Orange: 10
 * Bro: 20
 * Woody: 0
 * Cream: 45

Cream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chill: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Woody: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Bro: !pwn Orange !pwn Orange !pwn Orange !pwn Orange !pwn Orange

Orange: Hey Bro KNIFE Hey Bro KNIFE Hey Bro KNIFE Hey Bro KNIFE


 * Chill: 99
 * Fred: 99
 * Orange: 99
 * Bro: 99
 * Woody: 99
 * Cream: 99

The Annoying Meters start to really steam.

Liam: Err, this isn't good...

Koopa Bros: RETREAT!

The Koopa Bros run away.

Liam: Better escape now!

Liam disappears. Gary flees from the audience.

Audience Member from Pester Fest: NOT GOOD!

AFfPF leaves.

Mario: Why aren't they being annoying?

LMGT: Because one slight annoyance could blow up the whole Glitz Pit again.

Fred: ...

Cream: ...

Fred and Cream are inhaling a lot of air. Meaning, they are charging up their yells.

Rookie: I'm outta here!

Rookie, Iamblue, Whomp King, Yoyo, Boom-Boom, and Chuggaconroy flee the Glitz Pit. There is nobody left except the party and the contestants.

Chill: IIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Annoying Meters overload. The Glitz Pit explodes AGAIN. Meanwhile, on the outside, the party flees and smoke clouds come out of the doors.

Mario: Chill? Bro?

Surprisingly, the outside of the building is unharmed. Orange rolls out of the smokey mess.

Orange: WHOA! That party is getting really HEATED up! HAhahahahahahahaaha!

Woody runs out of the Glitz Pit, fanning the smoke with his hat.

LMGT: Chill still isn't out...

NBF: What about Bro?

LMGT: Nevamind him! :|

Cream runs out. The Glitz Pit starts cracking.

Cream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT'S GONNA COLLAPSE!

Bro tumbles out. It cracks even more and is about to collapse.

Mario: CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill comes out and the Glitz Pit collapses.

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

Fred's game ends.

Grubba: Aww man... Every time I rent out the Glitz Pit to Liam, he blows it up!

Grubba leaves.

Chill: I won :3

Chapter 18: Hideout Discovered (Not Really)
The Party teleports to the Snow Forts. The F. Fury Mall and Glitzville vanish...

Mario: WHERE IS ZEE FINAL BOSS! They have Santa Claus and it's...

Mario checks his nonexistent watch.

Mario: O_O 10:48... Hopefully we can save him on time :(

Penblooe pops out of the snow.

Penblooe: I found the hideout of the villains! Follow me!

The Party follows Penblooe to the Ice Rink. He pulls up the thingy in the middle of the ice.

Chill: They are clever...

Penblooe: TIME TO SAVE SANTAH CLAWZ!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

The Party jumps down. A bunch of balloons float all over.

LMGT: O_O FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!

LMGT takes a donut off a pillar and eats it.

Johnny: O_o You fell for that old movie trick?

Indiana Jones: WAAAAAAAAUGH!

Indiana Jones explodes. The floor opens up under LMGT and he falls in. It closes up.

Chill: So we're gonna lose party members throughout this place?

Shy Guy: Yup.

Shy Guy sees a commercial for an iPhone.

Shy Guy: ME WANTZ!!!!!!!1111111

Chill: ...

Shy Guy puts his hands in his pockets and finds out he is broke.

Shy Guy: I got no iPhone... :(

Shy Guy starts crying.

Chill: Hmmm... >:)

The party continues. A hammer swings out of nowhere and flings Explorer into the attic, which closes up.

Explorer: Stupid metal bars!

Bro: La la la...

Brook: !eat Bro

Doodbawt eats Bro again.

Bro: BROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A waterfall sweeps Joseph off the edge and into a bottomless pit.

Joseph: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: I'll save him! !pwn Joseph

LM96Bot: ERROR. I'm not going down there O_o

Bro: Grr... !pwn Joseph

BrosephBot jumps down the bottomless pit but never comes back.

Brook: Guess there will be a BrosephBot v2, huh ^_^

The Party walks ahead. A giant anvil crushes GGD. Ben lifts it up but it made a hole, which GGD is falling into. It gets sealed with a steel block.

GGD: WAUGH!

Chill: Sooo... LMGT, Explorer, Joseph, and GGD are all gone. This is just great.

WATuDOIN comes. But he looks a little odd.

Boss: WATCHUdoin
WATCHUdoin: Bwahaha! I am WATuDOIN... BZZK FEAR ME!

WATCHUdoin waves his paper balloon everywhere.

Chill: TAKE ZIS WATuDOIN!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111

Chill kicks WATCHUdoin down a bottomless pit. Little did they know, this was not the real WATuDOIN...

Mario: Useless boss :|

Chapter 19: Funkid Fort
They walk ahead but Johnny gets his hair snagged on a fishing pole. He gets fished up into some lava.

Johnny: YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!1!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT JONNEH! D:

Shy Guy: I'm bored so you guys gotta do a boss rush. HAHAHA!

An arcade machine displays holograms of the various bosses so far.

Gingerbread Capsule: Wahaha! Yooz will looz!

Chill eats Gingerbread Capsule. Sealed Eggynog in a Can shows up.

Penquino: !pwn Sealed Eggynog in a Can

Sealed Eggynog in a Can: D'oh I missed!

Professor Hinkle: I'm back with magic!

Chill throws an eggshell at Professor Hinkle.

Future Broseph: BWAHAHAAH!

Chill destroys the arcade machine and the hologram of Future Broseph disappears.

Shy Guy: Aww... And I still got no iPhone :(

Funkid comes.

Funkid: @#%)*&)@#%&)*#&$(*&#)@(*&%)(&@)#%(*&@)%(&@(%&)(@#%&)(@%)(*@^%)#(@&)(

Boss: Funkid
Funkid tosses a bucket of swears at Hat Pop. She flies away with her bunny ears and ninja kicks Funkid.

Funkid: ^#$)#*&@)%*&)@*% YEW

Bro pulls himself out of Doodbawt.

Bro: !eat Funkid

Doodbawt: BLEH! SPIT OUT!

Doodbawt spits Funkid at Bro and they both get damaged.

Brook: :D !pwn Funkid

Funkid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ^#(*&$(@#&(*%&@(*%&Y@W&%)(*&#@@%*&@)(%*^&@#%^@#^!!!!!!!!!!111111

Penblooe hits Funkid with a potato chip. Funkid proceeds to eat it.

Mario: TEA AND TEA!

Mario throws some tea cups at Funkid to throw him off. Then he tosses a lit TNT stick at him. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Funkid: @_@

Funkid drops a key and explodes.

Chapter 20: Zah Final Battal
A sticky web of chocolate appears with all the lost party members inside.

Joseph: I'm back!

Bro: BROSEPHBOT :D He's naut hear?

Butterfingers: I made the chocolate web ^_^

Brook: Face it Bro. You gotta make a v2. :P

Bro: That's ok. I'll add a !super-ultra-mega-whatever-pwn, that makes you never come back :3 And yew are my test subject, Ben >:D

Ben beats up Bro.

The Party hops across some balloons. LMGT goes last, and each one he jumps on pops. He still makes it across by jumping at the right time.

Mario: You gotta lose some weight dood :|

LMGT: I'm only 9001 pounds D:

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!

The party dodges some firebars. Suddenly they see a large, large, LARGE pool of lava.

Chill: How are we gonna cross this?!?

LMGT: I know! Doodbawt is flame-and-lava-resistant! We just gotta make him eat all of us! Doodbawt, !eat The Party

Doodbawt eats the whole party. He crosses the lava easily and makes it to some big doors, where he spits the party out.

Chill: It's time for zee FINAL BATTAL!!!!!111111111111111111111111

They enter...

Final Boss: WATuDOIN
Santa Claus: HEEEEEELP!

WATuDOIN: WATuDOIN guys? :D

Penquino: IT'S WATuDOIN!!!!

LMGT: !eat WATuDOIN

Doodbawt attempts to eat WATuDOIN but he kicks him away.

Doodbawt: NEED DONUT!!!!!11111111111111111111111

Chill: Let's do this!

Chill party hat pokes WATuDOIN 9001 times.

WATuDOIN: D'oh I missed!

He hides in a balloon.

Mario: GRR! I yewz TNT :D

Mario blows up the balloon, then throws another TNT stick at WATuDOIN, who throws it back at Mario, who throws it in Bro's hat, who throws it in Brook's dress, who throws it back at WATuDOIN. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Johnny: Drumstick tyme!

Johnny does a half-!pwn on WATuDOIN with his drumsticks.

WATuDOIN: D'oh I missed!

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT transforms into a donut and rolls over WATuDOIN a few times. Penquino dumps some eggnog on him.

Chill: GO TEAM!

WATuDOIN: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Brook smashes WATuDOIN into the wall with her hockey stick. Bro proceeds to bomb him in a spaceship, followed by Awesome shooting him with a laser.

WATuDOIN: STAWP IT NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111

Explorer ties up WATuDOIN in some vines. Joseph proceeds to shower him with nicknames. WATuDOIN spins it all off, flinging it at the party.

LMGT: Yay for goggles :D

LMGT's goggles crack open.

LMGT: I needs me a nuu look now :|

NBF thwacks WATuDOIN with her toboggan again and again and again and again. GGD comes in and throws a TV at him.

WATuDOIN: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Hat Pop stampedes WATuDOIN with her 100 bunnies (yay they appeared again) and Ben drops a mall on him. Penblooe traps him inside a bag of junk food.

Butterfingers: Now, the finishing blow... You sir have no pancake mix!

WATuDOIN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

The hideout explodes. WATuDOIN and Funkid fly away in a UFO, along with the Mechanized Boxing Gloves, Sk8r, Dood Tunod, Awsum, Eeksplorer, Iamred, the Hydra, Unknown, Flickzer, Snowboardin', and a damaged WATCHUdoin.

WATuDOIN: We'll be back! MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The party all goes home. They wake up and...

Epilogue Numbah 1: Present Tiem
Chill: Wahoooooooooooo prezents!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Everybody brings their presents to Chill's igloo for DEE CHRISTMAS PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: Merry Christmas everybody!

Mario: Merry Christmas Cheel :D

Everyone starts unwrapping presents.

Chill: YAY ZAH NIN10DOH 3DS :D zank yeh marweeoh

Mario: Yew welcome

Mario: :O SUPAH MARWEEOH TWEEDEE LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Chill: Yew R Welcome Marweeoh ^_^

Johnny: Hurray, I got SUM MOAR 3DS GAEMZ LIEK PILOTWINGS RESORT!!!!!!!!!

LMGT: I got a box o' donuts ^_^

After the party finishes opening their presents, They give one to Shy Guy.

Shy Guy: Oh goody ^_^

Shy Guy opens it and finds an iPhone box!

Shy Guy: YAY I GOT AN IPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Chill: Look inside :3

Shy Guy opens the box and finds nothing but a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse box set.

Shy Guy: Aw phooey. Now I'm gonna force yew to...

Mario: Nice goin' buddy >:|

HOT DOG!

Chill: D'oh!

HOT DOG! HOT DOG!

Johnny: Uh...

Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog!

Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog! Hot dog hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog! We're splitting the scene, we're full of pie, so-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Chill: I'm ok!

LMGT: Hey look! A donut!

A few days later...

Epilogue Numbah 2: A (Not So) Happy New Year
Chill steps out of his igloo, exhausted from staying up until midnight the prior night.

Chill: Ahh, a new year... O_O OMG IT'S 2012 RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The pebble that was supposed to destroy the world falls in front of Chill's feet.

Chill: Wow. That's a fail.

Mario, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, and Brook randomly show up and start doing the Hot Dog Dance.

Chill: Oh no.

Mario: We're not-

Johnny: Doing this-

LMGT: AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook: YEAH!

They beat up Shy Guy as the Hot Dog Dance music plays and the screen fades.

The End