User blog:Gary the Gaget Dude/GGD and Friends, Episode 2: Don't Be Such A Screenhog!

It was late at night. A penguin with the purple color and a blue ball cap was on the computer typing away. He starred and starred at the computer.

Random Voice: Son, it's 1:00 PM and time for bed!

The Penguin: I'M ON THE COMPUTER!



Mom: YOUR SUCH A SCREENHOG!

And that was how the formerly famous moderator, Screenhog, got his name.

Ten years later....

GGD and Chill were playing Paper Mario in Johnny's igloo. Johnny watched while Mario tried making snacks but LMGT ate them all.

Mario: STOP DOIN' THAT! :'(

LMGT: This is TERRIBLE! *spits ice cream onto Mario's face*

Mario: DAT'S MY MOM'S RECIPIE! >:|

LMGT: Now I know where you get your cooking skills from. :p

Mario grabbed LMGT and they started wrestling, knocking Johnny's furniture on the floor.

Chill: BOWSER ATE ME. :(

GGD: BOWSER ATE ME. :(

Johnny: O_O

Screenhog broke down the door. LMGT and Mario stopped fighting.

GGD: ZOMG

Chill: ZOMG x2

Johnny: ZOMG TRIPLE

LMGT: Your Screenhog! *LMGT pushes Mario down and he falls onto a bowl of pudding*

GGD, Chill, Johnny and LMGT tried to add Screenhog but he declined.

LMGT: Why won't 'chu add me! D:

Screenhog: I ain't a mod anymoar. :p

GGD, Chill and Johnny walked back to Paper Mario and LMGT started to fight with Mario again.

Screenhog: I WANNA FIGHT 'CHU GUYS! >:)

GGD: Wai? :p

Screenhog: Cuz you guys are UGLEEEEH. :p

LMGT: OH NO U DI'NT. :0

Boss Fight: Screenhog
Screenhog: I KEEL CHU!

GGD: Attack: Barf Power

GGD: *eats Mario's food and barfs on Screenhog*

Screenhog: MY NEW SHOES! D: (7/10)

Screenhog: Attack: Hog with a Screen on it

Hog with a Screen on it: OINK OINK OINK *it bites Johnny*

Johnny: OWWWWW. (8/10)



LMGT: Attack: Donut Throw

Author: IT'S SUPPER AFFECTIVE!

Screenhog: :o (3/10)

GGD: Attack: Jump

GGD: I'LL FINISH YEW OFF :)



Screenhog: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)

Followin' Dis
Mario: Anyone up for tacos?

So the friends found a taco truck and jumped in it and drove off to Johnny's igloo and they ate all the tacos. LMGT took the truck. THE END.