Not So Elite Penguin Force Wiki:Stories/Chill's Cheerios: Johnny and the Hamburglary Adventure

Theme song, opening sequence, blah blah blah.

The camera pans to...Pirate's Grotto?

Cameraman: Oops.

The camera is now in Rogueport, inside the igloo we all know and love. :)

Chill: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........................

Morton crashes through the ceiling with a megaphone.

Morton (amplified 10453105 times): HI YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: SHADDUP!

LMGT squashes Morton and kicks him outside. Penquino comes out of the tunnel and klunks his head because he didn't make the bed come up. He pushes a button that says DON'T PUSH and it comes up. He jumps out.

Penquino: There's a message from McDonald's.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT jumps down a sewer drain. Johnny shrugs and goes into the tunnel. Meanwhile, outside...

R2: Put LMGT in The Cookwaverthingy! (The new name for that jail thing)

Andrew tosses LMGT into a random black hole. He lands on a ? Block. Meanwhile, down in the tunnel...

Johnny: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Hamburglar? O_______O OK...I'll be right over.

A wild Shadow Queen appeared!

A wild Beldam appeared!

A wild Marylin appeared!

A wild Freak-Sheet appeared!

Doopliss: HEY! >:( NOBODY CALLS ME FREAK-SHEET! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beldam: Except us, Freak-Sheet.

Doopliss copies Beldam. He gets frozen into a block of ice and he disappears.

RPG BATTLE!


 * Johnny: 10/10
 * Shadow Queen: Over 9,000/Underpants
 * Beldam: 15/15
 * Marylin: 15 + 1/16

Johnny > Steal Your Underpants

Johnny takes Shadow Queen's underpants. She explodes.

Chill (with Paper Chill: TTYD in mind): Thanks!

Beldam > Run Away

Beldam flees. She drags Marylin.

RPG BATTLE OVER!

R2 climbs down into the tunnel.

R2: Oops. I found your secret tunnel. Sorry!

R2 leaves, not paying any attention to the fact.

Johnny: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Johnny shrugs and jumps into the Secret But Very Obvious Pipe. He pops out at McDonald's. Many hamburgers are running around.

Ronald McDonald: HELP MEH!

Ronald McDonald gets carried away by Hamburglar. Grimace runs through and squashes them both. It was revealed that the "Hamburglar" was a fake. Ronald McDonald crashes into Zee Underwear Drawer. Johnny shrugs and jumps in a window that leads somewhere. Meanwhile, in Rogueport...

R2: Everyone knows that there has never been an escape from Nowhere in Someplace 13!

Chill: Actually...Oh wait, this spinoff just started.

Chill gets crushed by the Fourth Wall. Meanwhile, in Hamburglar's Pixelated Lair...

Johnny: Doo doo da da da BAH egamegoreaoguaerohgoaehoeuhaoihliahl.

Johnny was attempting to sing the Super Mario Land Birabuto song. FAIL! Anyways, he finds Hamburglar.

Hamburglar: So, you came, didja?

Hamburglar is holding up Ronald McDonald...Somehow, even though he fell into Zee Underwear Drawer. Oh yeah, this is a fake Ronald McDonald. He tosses it at Johnny. Popple falls down and grabs it.

Johnny: Too much cameos...

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.

FLASH!

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.

Another guy: Grammatically incorrect.

5 more guys: Grammatically incorrect.

Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!

Johnny: WAUGH!

FLASH!

Popple runs off. Hamburglar jumps on Johnny. Mario comes and squashes him with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet a second into his jump.

Mario: Let's go back.

R2 and Andrew come and grab them and...eat them? They appear in that same 'ol iggy. Ms. Mowz is there for no clearly defined logical reason.

Club Penguin Wiki Admins: HEY!

The admins disappear. Ms. Mowz explodes and makes fireworks.

Chill: Nice 4th of July tidbit. :)

CREDITS


 * Produced by Chill57181
 * Directed by Chill57181
 * Chill57181 as Chill
 * R2and3po as R2and3po
 * Andrew as Andrew
 * Mario Rk as Mario
 * Johnny 115 as Johnny
 * Lm34gt45 as LMGT
 * Penquino1 as Penquino
 * Random Virtual Reality File as Shadow Queen
 * Beldam as Beldam
 * Marylin as Marylin
 * Doopliss as Freak-Sheet
 * Ronald McDonald as Ronald McDonald
 * Grimace as Grimace
 * Hamburgers as Hamburgers
 * Hamburglar as Hamburglar
 * Goombario as Goombario
 * Torpedo Ted as Torpedo Ted
 * Ms. Mowz as Ms. Mowz
 * CPW Admins as CPW Admins
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