Not So Elite Penguin Force Wiki:Stories/The Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Show: Pranks for Everything

Jonnia: Law law law

Jonnia stares at her calendar for a solid 3 minutes and 28 seconds

Tom: I HAS STOPWATCH

PT: Yes you do Tom. Yes you do.

Jonnia: Ooh it's April Fools' Day >:D Time to prank le Chill MOO HA HA HA HA *cough*

*ding*

Jonnia: ...after I eat these burgerz :3

Meanwhile in Chill's igloo...

Chill: Today is April Fools' Day. MY NEW NAME IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS :D

PT: err yeah we already established dat it's april foolz day

Suddenly, pineapples

Pineapple: BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA

Chill: AHHHHHHHH ITS A PINEAPPLE

Chill throws the pineapple out his front door and it hits Herbert on the head.

Herbert: ow :C

Meanwhile back in the sewers...

Jonnia: It's perfect! :D

Jonnia teleports outside Chill's igloo and runs in the door.

Jonnia: CHILL RUN THE APCALIPS IS HAPPENING DODOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE BILL IS CONTROLLING STAN D:

Chill: But I watched the weather yesterday and there was no apocalypse in the forecast

Jonnia: Uh, April Foolz? :D

Chill: try again kthxbai

Jonnia: Awww...

Meanwhile in CK and Akbaboy's hideout which is actually a cardboard box in CK's backyard...

CK: Ohai my name changed

Akbaboy: yuss yuss it did

CK: As you can see today is April Fools' Day which means we gotta play the biggest prank on Chill EVAH known to penguin >:D

Super Mario: ...I like pizza. :3

CK: Whale den.......hmm after we pull off the epique prank we can go to the Pizza Parlor and get the extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-large pizza with everything on it.

Super Mario: YEEEEY

Akbaboy: Hmmm but what is the super duper epique prank gonna be?

CK: That's what we have to figure out durr

Meanwhile in Chill's igloo...

Lakitu: WHY DO I HAVE TO MOVE AROUND SO MUCH

PT: Cuz I pay you 15 PT Buckz an hour to film this. Nao shaddup.

Lakitu: Awww

Jonnia: Hai Chill guess wut

Chill: Wut?

Jonnia: It's mah birthday today :D

Chill: okewl

Jonnia: APRIL FOOLZ

Chill:. . . wat

Jonnia: Yeah you're right that was lame

CK: Hallo Chill >:D

Chill: ohai CK

CK: wut y aren't you intimidated D:

Chill: ...OHHH yeah you were a villain in this series weren't you?

CK: Yup :3

Chill: Why?

CK: idk blame PT

Akbaboy: Anyway we're here to pull deh ULTIMATE April Fools' prank on you >:D

Jonnia: But... that's what I wanted to do :C

Super Mario: TOO BAD!!!!

Chill: AHHH ITS THE SEEKRIT WEAPON

CK and his minions run away and CK pushes a button that turns Chill's igloo into a cardboard box.

Akbaboy: :D

Akbaboy pushes another button that deletes gravity.

PT: OW stupid ceiling

Chill's igl- err cardboard box starts flying towards space.

CK: YES! We did it the ultimate April Fools' prank :D

Super Mario: Is it pizza time now?

CK: Sure why not

Suddenly CK, Akbaboy, and Super Mario start flying towards space too.

Akbaboy: Maybe it would've been a better idea if we just tied balloons to his house D:

Catali: MAKE TO BALLOOOOOOOOOOOONS!

Catali explodes.

Super Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CK: Well great now he has Mironitis

Miron: k

Meanwhile in SPAAAAACE on the Sweggy Bowser Satellite of Swegginess...

Kammy Koopa: Your Swegginess! There's a ton of stuff floating out of the atmosphere right at our satellite!!1!1!11!1111 D:

Bowser has sweggy clothes

Bowser: Oh ok

Bowser pushes a button that starts shooting LAZORZ at everything

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jonnia: AHHHHHHHHHHH

CK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Akbaboy: AHHHHHHHHHH

Super Mario: PIZZAHH

And then they game overeded

Meanwhile in Zee Underwear Drawer...

CK: Well that socked

Akbaboy: Good one CK :|

Super Mario: I never got my pizzah D:

Jonnia: Well I guess the spinoff is over right guys :D

PT: ...NAH

PT pushes a button and everything is normal again.

PT: You can thank me later, preferably by having a huge 1-hour parade with ice cream and cake kthxbai

PT leaves.

Chill: Well uh... that's a wrap I guess?

Super Mario: PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE END