Not So Elite Penguin Force Wiki:Stories/Mission to Destroy COPPA

Prologue: A Dream To Remember
Johnny was waddling home after the party Chill held for Mario after he saved him. When Johnny went on the wiki, he saw that he had been blocked for 1 year and 2 months for COPPA.

"Ugh...I hate COPPA." Johnny moaned.

Johnny went in bed because he was tired.

DREAM!

Johnny woke up. He decided to go to the beach. When he got there, he saw a ship. But it wasn't the Migrator. Johnny jumped on it. He saw two penguins. One was red, and had a Cap'N Crunch-ish outfit on, along with a beard and an eyepatch. The other one was aqua, and had a Puffle Bandanna, with an eyepatch and a Lighthouse Shirt.

"Ahoy! I'm Captain Mario, and this is First Mate Chill!" Captain Mario said.

"Ahoy matey!" First Mate Chill said.

"Hey, could you help me?" Johnny asked.

"With what?" Captain Mario asked.

"To get rid of the evil decree by Billybob also known as Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of Something Something." Johnny said in one breath.

"That's a mouthful........Sure!" First Mate Chill said.

So they set sail for Billybob Island...

Chapter 1: We're Here
"We're here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Captain Mario yelled.

"PUT ON THE BRAKEZ!" Chill screamed.

BOOM!

The ship crashed into the island and exploded. Meanwhile back on CP...

"YES! YES!! YES!!! With the Super-Ultra-Mega-Super-Duper-Hydra 3000 x2 +3, I can finally defeat the EPF!" Herbert said.

A chunk of ship falls onto the Super-Ultra-Mega-Super-Duper-Hydra 3000 x2 +3 and it explodes, covering Herbert in ashes.

Meanwhile, on Billybob Island...

"Hold it-

BZZPOAFAFOGIURGOIUHOLSI%U#(*^&(@#$*^&($*&&#@*%)@&^#*&(*#$&(#*$^&(*&@^*(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *&@^*(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

TEXT CHANGE "SUPER DUPER BLAH BLAH" to SUPER BLAH: SUPER DUPER BLAH BLAH

Mario: What?

Johnny: Not So EPF...Gotta love it.

The Fourth Wall squishes Johnny.

Mechanical Billybob: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! WEE HEHEH EHEDHJEHEHHHSG IW#&%*9@#*&%(*$&^(O*&#@$(^*&$@#(*#%&(@#*% IW#&%*9@#*&%(*$&^(O*&#@$(^*&$@#(*#%&(@#*%]&^(@^& (BOOM

Mechanical Billybob runs in circles. He crashes into Lightning McQueen. Except now he's remodeled with some epic fire design and a spoiler.

Lightning McQueen: ...Ow? HEY! I finally made an appearance since (Not So) Elite Penguin Force (COPYRIGHT CHILL57181 2011)!!! HOW COOL!

Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo! I'm the author!

Mario: I'm a torpedo!

Chill: I'm a torpedo!

Johnny: I'm a torpedo!

Mechanical Billybob: I'm a torpedo!

Lightning McQueen: I'm a torpedo!

(Torpedo Ted was making everyone say that)

Bullet Bill: WAUGH!

Bullet Bill blows up Torpedo Ted. BB is the real author. :D

BB: How come all the authors are Mario enemies? Shy Guy. Goomba. Piranha Plant. Koopa Troopa. Bullet Bill. THE PLANETS ARE ALIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@%*(@&%(#@&^(*@$&^(*@$*@(6 #@&^(*@$&^(*@$*@(6]&(*&(&@ BOOM

Mechanical Billybob: Now that we've wasted enough BOMB time, I can defeat BOMB you!

Johnny: Why did he start saying bomb all of a sudden?

Mechanical Billybob: Cuz I like to BOMB say BOMB. Deal with BOMB it.

Boss: Mechanical Billybob
Mechanical Billybob: I will destroy youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Johnny: Why were there so many uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu's?

Bullet Bill: I got peanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutter stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck on my u key. Yay, I got it off!

Now that we're done spamming... HYDRA-MAJIG-20,000!

Bullet Bill: Each boss is fought in the Hydra. >:) (Chill57181 paid me to put the Hydra in)

Mechanical Billybob jumps into Fireball (Red Hydra. If you don't know which name is which color READ CHILL'S RESCUE OR ELSE THE POWER OF THE COOKIES WILL DESTROY YOUUUUUUUU!!) and breathes fire. Johnny kicks it back and Mechanical Billybob short-circuits.

MB: MUST EAT ERROR 404043693026780245609284576029845709 8WAFFLESZZZZZZZZZ!@#%)@*(% 8WAFFLESZZZZZZZZZ!@#%)@*(%] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY!!! ::::;;;;;;;;;;;sfsglaghladsigholgfjuij kjkjlkjkjkjkjgjlgjlgjgljljgljgljljl ljolis asoiguosiauo BOOOM KACHOW I STOLE MCQUENS LINE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boom

MB (Mechanical Billybob) faints.

Johnny: I has idea.

Johnny yanks MB's electrical wires out, twists them around, chews them, spits them out, burns them with lava, tosses them in a bowl of soup-

Bowl of Soup: HEY!

-and rubs them on his car keys. Then he puts them in a bottle of orange juice and shoves it in MB.

Chapter 2: I GOT A ROW-BOT!
Mario: And that does...what?

Sparks fly out of Mechanical Billybob. The door on his back where Johnny pulled out the wires shuts (did I mention there was a door? Too bad!) and...STUFF HAPPENS!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

Donkey Kong, Rosalina, Baby Mario and Beldam zip through on Go-Karts. The karts explode in a puff of confetti.

Huff N Puff: PUFFS?

LMGT appears and puts Huff N Puff in a doggy bag. He disappears. A box of Totally Horrible Video Games, Man falls from the sky.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MB: MUST OBEY JOHNNY!

Johnny smashes a basketball inside MB's head.

MB: HULLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I is the comic relief dude.

MECHANICAL BILLYBOB HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! IN TOUGH SITUATIONS, HE CAN BECOME THE COMIC RELIEF! HE CAN ALSO RANDOMLY EXPLODE! I'M A TORPEDO!

Torpedo Ted explodes. Johnny and Friends venture forward.

Snail Strapped To A Rocket: HALT!

Johnny: RSNAIL REFERENCE!

Everyone runs around in circles.

SSTAR: I is a boss- HEY! The author abbreviated my name into star. :|

Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SSTAR shoots rockets at the party. BANG BANG BANG captured into battle bubble and 460780=true ssdfgldlsodgkosdjl=false blagidagagagagag=false koopalings=false koops=false pirates=true blahblahblah

Boss: Snail Strapped To A Rocket
SSTAR: YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!

Johnny: Why aren't you in the Hydra?

SSTAR: Well...

FLASHBACK!

Fireball: We're not gonna be in this story because we get overused in the story. Cya in another story.

Hydra disappears.

Not So EPF Contractor Dude: O_O

END FLASHBACK!

Chill: Oh.

Mario: Is it me, or did Fireball say story three times in that sentence?

MB: OH LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

MB explodes. He lands on the ground.

MB: What. I'm comic relief. :|

SSTAR shoots rockets. MB pulls out the Ultra Shield of Randomness and Other Stuff and reflects them back. SSTAR expoldes.

SSTAR: NOOOOOOOOOO BOOOM

Chapter 3: Ninja Oh Ninja Oh Where Are You
MB: IMPACT!

MB smashes his head into a plate of waffles. A computer falls out of it.

Chill: Hey guys, check out this funny video I found.

Chill goes on YouTube and types in "everyone likes waffles except yoshi".

VIDEO!

Luigi: Do you like waffles?

Sonic: Yeah we like waffles!

Luigi: Do you like pancakes?

Sonic: Yeah we like pancakes?

Super Mario: Do you like Mama Luigi?

Sonic: Yeah we like Mama Luigi!

Random Annotation: Views are OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi: Do you like french toast?

Sonic: Yeah we like french toast!

Chicken: dsgjkhldihjsolihlasgujhaoih Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Super Mario and Luigi: Waffles! ... Waffles!

Bowser: Waffles!

Chicken: sdoguhalifdgiaodhjoluhadoih Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Luigi: Do you like waffles?

Yoshi: Ew, Yoshi no like waffles!

Luigi: Do you like pancakes?

Yoshi: Ew, Yoshi no like pancakes!

Luigi: Do you like...

Super Mario: ...Mama Luigi?

Yoshi: Ew, Yoshi no like Mama Luigi!

Luigi: Do you like french toast?

Yoshi: Ew, Yoshi no like french toast!

Chicken: dlaguhadolgijalohijoidoaih Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Super Mario: Hahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahaha MAMA MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END VIDEO!

Mario: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

Chill: What?

Mario slaps Chill. His eyepatch falls off.

Chill: HEY! >:(

Chill puts his eyepatch back on.

Johnny: Wait. Why do you have an eyepatch on if you have two eyes?

Chill: Because it looks pirate-y.

Goombario: Gramatically incorre-

Bullet Bill: SHUT UP!

Goombario: Fine.

Goombario explodes and leaves behind a pile of confetti.

Johnny: Hey look! It's Ninja O Ninja!

Johnny points to Ninja O Ninja tied to a tree.

???: So, you think you'll save Ninja O Ninja, do ya? >:)

Screenhog walks out.

Screenhog: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh!

Lord Crump: HEY!

Lord Crump explodes and leaves behind a pile of confetti.

BB: Copy+Paste is epic. :D

Screenhog: You'll never save him!

Boss: Screenhog
EPIC BATTLE MUSIC!!! (Mod battles have the Medieval Hydra song, normal battles have the EPF Hydra song)

Screenhog: MINE!!!!

Screenhog jumps into a piece of candy.

Johnny: We won! ...Huh?

The ground splits and Screenhog comes up in the Hydra.

Johnny: WHAT THE COOKIES!??!?!?!?!?

Mario: I thought the Hydra wasn't in this story.

Fireball: We got a big paycheck if the mods used- (spits fireball) -us. So here we- (spits fireball) -are!

Screenhog: Buh! Buh! Buh hu-

BB duct tapes Screenhog's mouth shut.

Screenhog: MPPH! MPPH! MPPH MPH MPH!

BB: That's even more annoying. O_O

BB rips the duct tape off.

Chill: SNOWBALLZ!

Chill makes an imaginary snowball and tosses it at Fireball.

Screenhog: What the cookies?

Bullet Bill: New running gag. ;)

Chill gets roasted to a black.

Chill: DURRRRRRRRR!

Chill faints.

MB: MUST...TOSS...WAFFLE!

MB tosses a waffle at Fireball, which somehow slices off his head (ew) and sends it flying into the pit.

Screenhog: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU MECHANICAL BILLYBOB!

The cockpit explodes, sending Screenhog flying into the distance. What's left of Fireball falls down into the pit.

Thunderbolt: Oh no you don't!

Thunderbolt spits a light beam which somehow grabs Screenhog and puts him in Thunderbolt's cockpit.

Screenhog: Buh! Bu-

Bullet Bill slaps Screenhog. Thunderbolt spits a light beam which reduces Mario to ashes. All that's left is his Cap'N Crunch Hat.

Johnny: Darn.

Johnny pokes one of Thunderbolt's metal panels with his drumsticks. Smoke pours out.

Thunderbolt: WAURGH!

Thunderbolt crashes into the pit. Screenhog flies out from the power of the crash and gets sent into Iceman's cockpit.

Iceman: Why am I always the last one!!!!?!??!?!???????

Iceman freezes MB. His circuits get frozen and he explodes.

Johnny: There goes my party. Mario is ashes, Chill is burned and unconscious, and MB is a bunch of robot pieces scattered all over the universe.

Johnny kicks Iceman. He short-circuits and begins to fall into the pit.

Screenhog: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

The pit opens up and turns into a bottomless pit. Iceman falls into the pit and Screenhog gets sent to Zee Underwear Drawer.

Screenhog: What is this place?

Random Guy: Welcome to Zee Underwear Drawer, where people who's whose huhz I can never say that anyway this is where you go when you get a GAME OVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Ben: Yo.

Screenhog: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Meanwhile...

Chapter 4: Ninja O Ninja is Saved!
Ninja O Ninja: Thanks for saving me.

Johnny: No problem.

Mario: Hi!

Chill: Hi!

MB: WAFFLES!

Bullet Bill: Ya didn't except them to be out of the story, didja? :D

Bullet Bill gets squished by the Fourth Wall.

Bullet Bill: HEY! I'm the author!

The Fourth Wall explodes and leaves behind a pile of confetti.

Ninja O Ninja hops out of the dream so he can be in other stories.

Johnny: That's awkward.

The party runs off. A Huge-Super-Mega-Blaarg greets them.

Huge-Super-Mega-Blaarg: Hullllllooooo. >:)

Blah Blah Blah Blaarg eats them. They all fall in giant underwear.

Random Guy: Welcome to Zee Underwear Drawer, where people who's whose huhz I can never say that anyway this is where you go when you get a GAME OVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Cleft: GRACK!

Ben: Yo.

Screenhog: Yo. HEY! I can get revenge!

Boss: Screenhog in Zee Underwear Drawer
Screenhog: MWAH HA HUHUH UHUHUHUHUHOHOSHOUSGOUSRHGSFLSLSLSLSLSFIGGLEHORN!

Fred: HEY!

Fred smacks Screenhog. He disappears because he doesn't belong in Zee Underwear Drawer.

Screenhog: Ow! Oh! Hi Drew! Heh. Heh. HEH HEH HEH!

The Hydra appears.

MB: WAFFLEZZZZ!

MB throws a Threemerang and it slices the Hydra up.

Screenhog: Rats.

Mario: Wait! We have to let him defeat us!

Johnny: Why?

Mario: JUST TRUST MEH! OR I CAN HAZ CHEESBURGER!

Everyone except Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT I CAN HAZ CHEESBURGER! :O

Johnny: Fine.

Screenhog gets a Mack Truck out. The party is squished.

Screenhog: ROLLER SKATE STOMP!

Screenhog roller-skates across them. They explode. Then they land back on the island.

Screenhog: Whoops.

Chapter 5: I Can Haz Cheesburger?
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT I CAN HAZ CHEESBURGER! :O

A giant cat steps on Mario.

Blah Blah Blah Blaarg: I'm still here!

Chill shoots an egg in Blah Blah Blah Blaarg's mouth.

Blah Blaarg: SGFAOIJGORSJGLSIFJSLIHGJOLRHEGIOJSLHGLSIRGJSILFIGGLEHORN!

Fred smacks Blah Blaarg. He explodes.

MB: I can haz cheesburger?

A giant cat steps on MB.

Chill: KART RACE WEE!!!

Bullet Bill: Yes! A kart race like in Paper Chill! I loved that!

Kart Race Chapter 5!
They start off in a mall. The Coconut Mall music plays.


 * 1) Johnny
 * 2) Mario
 * 3) Chill
 * MB
 * 1) Fred
 * 2) I Can Haz Cheesburger Cat

Johnny: Yes! I'm in front!

ICHCC runs over everyone.


 * 1) Cheeseburger
 * 2) Johnny
 * 3) Mario
 * 4) Chill
 * MB
 * 1) Fred

Mario: Moogalamoo!

Johnny: Wha?

Johnny crashes into a palm tree. It explodes in Mario's face, giving Johnny a huge speed boost.


 * 1) Johnny
 * 2) Cheeseburger
 * 3) Chill
 * MB
 * 1) Fred
 * 2) Mario

Everyone falls off the edge. They are in Daisy Circuit now.

Fred: Nyunyu!

Fred throws a TV dinner on the track. Chill spins out on it.


 * 1) Johnny
 * 2) Cheeseburger
 * MB
 * 1) Fred
 * 2) Chill
 * 3) Mario

Bullet Bill: Weeee!

Bullet Bill flies across the track. A huge crash happens, but Mario escapes and gets in front. Everyone gets fixed up and rolls out.


 * 1) Mario
 * 2) Johnny
 * 3) Cheeseburger
 * MB
 * 1) Fred
 * 2) Chill

Fred throws more TV dinners. Cheeseburger crashes through an Item Box and gets "The Tape".

The Tape: What could possibly go wrong?

Cheeseburger: OH NOEZ!

Cheeseburger gets a flat tire. He is slow now. Suddenly Fred slips on one of his own TV dinners.


 * 1) Mario
 * 2) Johnny
 * MB
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Fred
 * 3) Cheeseburger

Everyone falls off the edge into DK Summit (DK's Snowboard Cross for you non-Americans) and Fred falls into a snowbank. He throws a TV dinner which sends Cheeseburger flying off the track.

Cheeseburger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheeseburger gets tossed into a fence by Lakitu. His kart explodes from the impact.

Cheeseburger: OH NOEZ!

Cheeseburger gets tossed onto the track by Lakitu. He starts rebuilding his kart. Meanwhile, in front...

Mario: Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Curly: Hey! >:(

Curly explodes and leaves behind a pile of confetti. Chill spins out in it, but Fred tosses a TV dinner at him but it backfires and sends Fred flying into Cheeseburger's newly-rebuilt kart, which explodes upon impact.

Cheeseburger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheeseburger gets tossed onto the track by Lakitu, and he starts rebuilding Cheeseburger's kart.

Mario: AHAHAHA!

Mario crashes through an item box and gets the Dimentio Doll. His kart explodes from the epicness of the item. Lakitu tosses him back onto the track and rebuilds his kart.


 * 1) Johnny
 * MB
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Fred
 * 3) Cheeseburger
 * 4) Mario

Mario uses Auto-Rebuilt and swipes a Gold Shroom from a weird mushroom. He blasts off and crashes into everyone, sending them flying off the track - conveniently into Dry Dry Ruins. For some reason, Doopliss is on the side of the road. He spots Chill.

Doopliss: YUK YUK YUK!

Doopliss copies Chill. Chill turns into Chill???.

Chill???: Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * 1) Johnny
 * MB
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Chill???
 * 3) Fred
 * 4) Cheeseburger
 * 5) Mario

Everyone drives into Dry Dry Ruins. However the roof collapses on Cheeseburger, and he faints and disappears. Mario finds a shortcut and passes everyone.

Pokey: Cheeseburger, out.


 * 1) Mario
 * 2) Johnny
 * MB
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Chill???
 * 3) Fred

MB crashes through an item box and gets a Bob-omb. He tosses it at Johnny, which sends him flying to the roof of Dry Dry Ruins. He lands and everyone exits, running over Tutankoopa.

Tutankoopa: OW!


 * 1) Johnny
 * 2) Mario
 * MB
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Chill???
 * 3) Fred

Chill: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrT!

Chill???: I'll show Doopliss who is boss!

Chill??? pulls out Yucky Shoe. He tosses it at Chill and Chill's kart explodes, sending Doopliss into the distance. Chill??? turns back into Chill.

Pokey: Doopliss, ou- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Everyone falls off into a DS. They are in Delfino Pier.


 * 1) Johnny
 * 2) Mario
 * MB
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Fred

Johnny: How are we in a DS?

Bill: Magic. :)

Chill: GARY FEVER!



Everyone gets frozen in a box of awesomeness. Chill beats the course and flies out of the DS into another DS. Desert Hills is in that one. The box falls down and opens up.


 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Johnny
 * 3) Mario
 * MB
 * 1) Fred

Fred: TV DINNER!

Fred eats a TV dinner, but crumbs clog the engine, and cause the DS to malfunction. Everyone gets sent to Zee Underwear Drawer.

Screenhog: GET THEM!

Screenhog starts chasing everyone with a red sock on his left flipper, a blue sock on his right flipper and a yellow sock on his head.

Chill: He's nutso if he thinks that's the Hydra.

Screenhog wiggles his head and the yellow sock spits a light beam that reduces Fred to- no, he gets sent to the next course but he gets taped down because everybody isn't there yet.

Chill: Then again.... RUN!!!!!!!!!

Screenhog waves his left flipper and the red sock burns Johnny to nothing. He gets sent to the next course.

--
 * 1) Fred
 * 2) Johnny
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Mario
 * MB
 * 1) Screenhog and Sock Hydra

Screenhog waves his right flipper and the blue sock freezes MB's engine. He explodes and gets sent to the next course.

--
 * 1) Fred
 * 2) Johnny
 * MB
 * 1) Chill
 * 2) Mario
 * 3) Screenhog and Sock Hydra

Chill: Wee hee hee!

Chill tosses a bob-omb on himself. It blows up and he gets sent to the next course along with Mario.

Screenhog: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!

Everyone is in another DS with Peach Gardens. Everyone falls asleep.

Lakitu: Epic fail.

Lakitu speeds through all the courses and eats a chocolate bar.

LMGT: I need to be in more stories. :(

Everyone leaves the Mario Kart race which was so time consuming that there's no boss! :D

Chapter 6: Koopa's Cape
Johnny, Chill, Mario and MB pop out of shadows. They fall on the ground. They see Koopa from Chill's Rescue.

Koopa: CHASE ME!

Koopa runs off into a water park. The party chases him. He jumps into a river-like area. He spins in his shell and sends rocks flying at the party.

Johnny: BLAGIDAGAGAGAG!

Johnny gets hit with a rock and faints. MB smashes a waffle on him and he comes to his senses. They continue chasing the Koopa. Suddenly he goes down a 3623586791387698138697139487693716987319687139876.36111 feet slide. The party jumps down, and it's so steep that it's almost a straight down.

Mario: MUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The party holds onto each other.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

The party lands at the bottom.

Chill: -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chill faints.

Koopa: MWAHAHA!

Koopa is revealed to be Doopliss.

Doopliss: YUK YUK YUK YUK!

He gets epic Koopa Cape Remix Battle Music.

Boss: Doopliss
Doopliss: I knew I was too unlovable to be left out! :D

Doopliss uses Party Hat Poke on Chill.

Chill: Darn! And I had a pirate outfit for this story! I don't get paid enough for this!!!!!!

Bullet Bill shows Chill the $30,000 paycheck he gets for being in this story.

Chill: Then again.........

Chill does a Party Hat Poke on Doopliss but it turns into a headbonk. His party hat is smashed.

Doopliss: BULLIES!

Doopliss turns into Johnny. Johnny uses his drumsticks as a shield and Doopliss faints.

Doopliss: GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Marylin: :O

Marylin lightning-bolts Doopliss into the sun. He gets crispy-fried.

Chapter 7: This Game Is Getting Too Easy
Johnny: Why is there Super Mario Sunshine music now?

Bill: Cuz I wanna. Deal with it.

Chill: It reminds me of Pandanda.

Chill gets slapped with a No-Talking-About-Other-Virtual-Games-Ticket.

Chill: Darn.

Metalmanager: SAVE MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny unties him. He gets killed by Gizmo.

Gizmo: MWAHAHAHA!

Chill: HEY!

Chill jumps on Gizm-

Boss: Gizmo
Chill jumps on Gizmo. Gizmo gets in the Hydra.

Fireball: Yay!

Fireball burns them all. Mario gets Fire Repellant and pours it on everyone. It burns Fireball to bits. All that is left is Gizmo's clothes.

Thunderbolt: Grumph.

Thunderbolt spits a light beam at Gizmo's clothes. He comes back.

Gizmo: Phew.

Gizmo jumps in Thunderbolt.

Thunderbolt: BLEEEEEEEEH!

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT runs across the screen towards a pancake and slices Thunderbolt in half.

Thunderbolt: YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww!

Thunderbolt explodes. Gizmo flies into Iceman.

LMGT: I just noticed something. Why am I only cameos lately?

Chill57181: Next story, you're a main character.

LMGT: Will there be DONUTS?????????????

Chill57181: Yes.

Chill: Hey! That guy looks just like me! O_O Umm, with my party hat outfit.

Chill57181: Duh. You're me. I put me in the series.

Chill57181, LMGT and Chill get squashed by the Fourth Wall.

???: GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Marylin smashes Johnny with a lightning bolt.

Johnny: SEGUISHEGISURHOGUHJOESFLUESHGLUKJFHSOEGUHSOEGJOSUHRGOSIEHFIGGLEHORN What happened?

Fred smacks Johnny.

Iceman: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Iceman coughs out smoke. He blows up from laughing so hard.

Gizmo: BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *twink*

Johnny gives a thumbs-up. Wait, does he even have thumbs? O_O

Chapter 8: Manager of Metal
Metalmanager: Thanks for saving me guy-

Metalmanager falls down a pit that sends him out of the dream.

MB: Waffles!!!!!!!!!!

MB smashes his head into a tree. He blows up and reconstructs himself.

Jack Skellington: Hello.

Chill: IT'S JACK SKELLINGTON FROM CUTE MARIO BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill holds out a piece of paper with a "gimme your autograph" look on his face. Jack signs it and joins the party.

Jack: So, what are you guys doing?

Johnny explains everything.

Jack: Cool. I got a plan. Are you listening? Because if you're not listening, then that's not listening, and then-

Mario slaps Jack.

Jack shrugs. They come to a forest with lots of trees for no reason. Rsnail drops from the sky.

Rsnail: AWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Rsnail faints.

Boss: Rsnail
Rsnail: I'M IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rsnail hops in a flashing Hydra. The normal battle music for mods fades...MEGA STAR! OH DARN! HE GOTS A STARMAN! RUN!

Giant Cat: I can haz cheesburger?

Everyone except Giant Cat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fireball spits a flashing fireball at Giant Cat. He explodes and makes an awesome fireworks show.

Fireball: WAHAHAHA! See if you can survive this!

Fireball shoves the party down a waterslide. They land in the place where they were chasing Koopa.

Doopliss: Rematch! Rematch! YUK YUK YUK!

Doopliss turns into Koopa and shell spins away. The party chases him.

"Koopa": Nah nah nah nah na-

Doopliss crashes into a pebble. They are on the river-majig now.

Johnny: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Larry: :P

Chill flies off a rock and down the slide. Oh yeah, Doopliss went down earlier. The party grabs each other.

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly they land at the bottom. Doopliss turns back to normal. Suddenly Gizmo comes up in the invincible Hydra. Doopliss jumps in Thunderbolt. The epic Doopliss Battle In Koopa Cape Music returns! :O

Doopliss: Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!

Fireball and Thunderbolt shoot a fireball and light beam at the same place and make a...

MB: WAFFLE!

MB jumps into the waffle.

Doopliss: No! Don't do tha-

The Hydra explodes, sending Gizmo and Doopliss into the distance.

Chapter 9: Billybob's Office
The gang gets teleported to the front of Billybob's office. They enter.

Johnny: So this is the final dungeon. I compliment the designer on the epic music.

The Super Mario World Castle/Super Mario Bros. 3 Boss Remix from Super Smash Bros. Brawl is playing. Happy77 is sitting at the front desk.

Happy77: It was Billybob's idea. :) CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy77 opens the desk and pops a chocolate bar into her mouth.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT smashes through the desk.

Happy77: O_O Hey....That guy with the blonde hair...You're COPPA!

Johnny: Ummmm, no I'm not? (Uh oh.)

Happy77 ties up Johnny and tosses him in an air vent that leads to Billybob's real office.

Happy77: My turn!

Boss: Happy77
The epic music from the dungeon plays because it's also good for bosses. :D

Happy77: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFIGGLEHORN!

Fred smacks Happy77.

Happy77: Ow.

Happy77 chucks candy pieces.

Chill: Ow!

Mario: Ow!

Jack: Ow!

MB: WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

MB rams into Happy77. She explodes with a candy fireworks show. The wall explodes. The gang goes in.

Chapter 10: The Final Showdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: MPPPPPH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A knight is sitting at Billybob's desk. He pushes a coffee cup on the floor. He eats the knight armor and HE IZ BILLYBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billybob: So, you came, did you? You think you can get rid of my DECREE-MAJIG-OF-AWESOMENESS?????????????????????

Billybob jumps at them.

Final Boss: Billybob
Bullet Bill: You need epic final boss music? I'll give you epic final boss music. >:)

The Shadow Queen battle music starts playing (part 3 when you can damage her) and Billybob strikes a random pose for comedy purposes.

Chill: WAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Chill presses Z on his keyboard and his outfit goes from Pirate Chill to Chill.

Chill: YES!!!!!!!!

Chill does a Party Hat Poke on Billybob.

Billybob: YOWCH! DAT HURTZ!

Mario throws Cap'N Crunch boxes at Billybob.

Billybob: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! NOT CAP'N CRUNCH!

Billybob turns into a cookie and bounces across the screen. He turns back just in time to avoid the wrath of the hungry glutton in the last room. (cough LMGT cough)

Bullet Bill: POW!

Bullet Bill throws a Super Bombomb on screen. It pops and disappears.

Bullet Bill: Aww.

Jack slaps Billybob. MB rams into him.

Billybob: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!

A Floro Sprout pops out of Johnny's head.

Johnny: ...............I AM MR. J! Rip-off of Mr. L!! :O

Billybob: IKR? But anyways...

Billybob grabs Johnny and jumps in a black hole. He comes out as... SUPER-JOHNNY-BOBLACK-HOLE!!!!!!!

Blah Blah Blah Billybob: MWAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!

The Super Dimentio battle music plays. Incase you're wondering, Super-Johnny-Boblack-Hole looks like Johnny, but he's black and has a green cap on his head.

Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jack slaps Billybob (Super-Johnny BLAH BLAH BLAH).

Billybob: OW! What was that for?

Jack: Oops. (Not!)

Mario tosses a Mega Cap'N Crunch Box at Billybob. He spits Johnny out and explodes. The music that plays when you rescue Peach in NSMB Wii plays.

Johnny: Thanks so much for saving meh. PARTEH TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Ending: PARTEH TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone is running around like a madman at Johnny's igloo.

Jack: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Jack tosses himself into the ceiling. He gets stuck there. The party continues.

Mario: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Chill: WOO HOO!

Oh yeah, Chill is back to his pirate outfit. MB is dancing like a nutso. He explodes.

Jack: Get me out of here!

Jack falls off the ceiling.

Johnny accidentally gets slapped by Jack. He wakes up.

Johnny: What the... Woah. That was the weirdest dream I've ever had in my entire life. O_O

The End