Not So Elite Penguin Force Wiki:Stories/The Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Show: Nyan Chill

Chill: Huh?

PT: Just shut up.

Chill: Aw. :(

Penquino crashes into Chill's window.

Penquino: I HAVE GLASS CUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penquino starts running around like a maniac.

???: EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEE!

Kamek swoops down and turns Penquino into a Pop-Tart penguin. HE'Z A POP TART but you can only see his head, flippers and feet.

Nyan Penquino: OH NOES!

Nyan Penquino gets mind-controlled. He runs around CP Island yelling meow meow meow repeatedly and he's shooting rainbows everywhere.

Kamek: MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAhH HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kamek turns Chill into a Pop-Tart penguin. Somehow he eats Kamek and doesn't get mind-controlled. So in the meantime he's a Pop-Tart penguin shooting out rainbows wherever he goes.

PT: I've been watching too much Nyan Cat. :(

Nyan Chill: Oh noes! Now wha-

Nyan Penquino crashes through him. Pieces of something fly around the igloo and form into Akbaboy.

Akbaboy: What's all th-

Nyan Penquino smashes Akbaboy into pieces. He forms back and eats himself. Nyan Chill jumps down the random sewer drain.

Jonnia: BURGERZ!!!!!!!!!

Jonnia jumps off the edge of a pipe. She clings to the edge to avoid her doom and grabs a cheeseburger that is magically floating somehow. She loses her grip on the pipe and falls down down down down down down down down...

Nyan Chill: :|

Jonnia (at the bottom of the sewers): I'VE GOT IT!

Jonnia gets a grappling hook and swings to the top. She sees Nyan Chill.

Jonnia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CHILL TURNED INTO A POP-TART!

Nyan Penquino crashes down into the sewers. Nyan Chill and Jonnia flee into a random pipe. They come out on...NYAN CAT!

Nyan Cat: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Nyan Chill and Jonnia jump off into a pipe. They are about to surface in Rogueport. Ironically, they are filming Chill's Cheerios.

Johnny: So, yeah, Hamburglar i-

Nyan Chill and Jonnia surface under Johnny, sending him crashing into the ceiling of the igloo.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats Nyan Chill and spits him out. He is normal again.

Chill: Phew. WOAH.

Chill (Cheerios): O___________________________________O

Chill (Wacky Show): O___________________________________O

Jonnia grabs Chill (Wacky Show) and takes him back to his igloo. The pop-tart on Nyan Penquino wears off and he turns to normal.

ZEE END