User:Johnny 57181/Flat Johnny

Well, this is Flat Johnny, a proposed though rejected idea for the Not So EPF Series. This is the first story. more info will be given on characters.

Prologue
It was late at night at the Abdul-115sky household, and young Johnny was sleeping in bed. It was raining really hard, so hard the igloo was shaking like a tree during a hurricane. Though his ten-year-old brother Erico was in the bed right next to him, Johnny was unlucky, as his bulletin board, which displayed many awards he had won, was right behind his head. The house was shaking so hard, the bulletin board became unlatched, and fell right on him with a big "thud!" His parents and 22 year old brother James came in to see what was going on. Erico also woke up to check.


 * Mom:Johnny! Johnny, are you in there?

Dad lifts up the bulletin board to find Johnny as flat as roadkill.


 * Mom:Oh dear heavens, our child is dying, we need to get him to the ICU as soon as possible!
 * James:Mom, he's just flat. He'll recover in a couple weeks.

Erico and Dad go on Johnny's iPad to find out that James is right.


 * Dad:Ditch the ICU!

Johnny wakes up.


 * Johnny:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm flat I tell you! FLAT!!!!!!!!!
 * Erico:Don't worry big brother, you'll get better. Besides I can use you as a kite tomorrow at the local park.

The whole family stares at Erico.


 * Erico:What?
 * Johnny:The storms have stopped. But wait, I see a...a...a... POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of Prologue.

Chapter 1:Flat Johnny and the Evil Baby
The large yellow penguin wearing a pink tutu looked inside the window.


 * Pookie:(in deep voice)Wee Wee. I see woo!
 * Johnny:Oh no! The Pookie is a dangerous creature! I need to fight it in order to stop it.
 * Whole Family but Johnny:Johnny, you're flat. She'll beat you in five seconds.
 * Johnny:Or will I beat her in five seconds?

BOSS:POOKIE


 * Pookie:(in deep voice)Wes! I now have woo to kill. Ha ha ha!
 * Johnny:You'll never stop me, big baby.
 * Pookie:(in deep voice)Of course I will.

Pookie takes out pointy steel Barbie dolls on fire, and starts tossing them towards Johnny. Johnny weaves in and out of the flaming dolls. He pokes Pookie on the beak. Pookie starts to breathe fire.


 * Pookie:(in deep voice)Wes! I am winning!
 * Johnny:I will... I will...
 * Mom:Johnny, you're destroying the yard! Kill that ugly thing first!
 * Pookie:(in deep voice)I am not ugly!
 * Mom:Yes you are!
 * Pookie:(in deep voice)No. You are!

Mom kicks Pookie in the foot, and Pookie explodes into a bunch of confetti.


 * Erico:Hey guys, come here! Look what I found! A mouse with red eyes!
 * Mouse:Goodbye Johnny. I'll schedule you're funeral after I beat you.

End of Chapter 1.

Chapter 2:Flat Johnny And A Satan Rat
The fact that a talking mouse said he was going to kill Johnny scared everyone. And even worse, Erico put him in an old hamster cage an named him Evan. So now, the evil rodent was in Johnny and Erico's room every second of the day. The doorbell rang, and Johnny floated like a sheet of paper towards the door. It was his friend Chill.


 * Chill:Hi. Why are you so flat? Got run over by a truck or something?
 * Johnny:Worse.

Johnny and Chill walk over to Erico and Johnny's room.


 * Chill:The satan rat?
 * Johnny:No. The bulletin board on my bed. And the rat is a problem too.
 * Chill:Oh.
 * Evan:I am not a problem. SQUEAK!!!!!
 * Johnny and Chill:Shut up.
 * Chill:Hey, let's go to the park. I'll bring some kite string.
 * Johnny:Sure. That would be fun. I'm so thin I can be a kite! Also, Evan can't fly, so that's good for me.
 * Chill:How did you know I was thinking that?

Chill and Johnny jump into the trunk of James' girlfriend's Chevy Camaro as they drive away to a night club that penguins under 16 can't go to. When James and his girlfriend drive near the park, Johnny and Chill open the liftgate and jump out. They walk a mile or two towards the park. Chill ties the string to Johnny, and he ends up floating over 100 feet up in the air.


 * Chill:Johnny, are you having fun 100 feet in the air?
 * Johnny:Heck yes.
 * Chill:Okay. But a couple minutes ago, I saw an evil looking mouse with a jetpack fly up towards you.
 * Evan:This is your last minute with Chill forever.

To be continued. Commercial:Watch Almost Naked Animals on Cartoon Network. It is awesome.